An Aggie and a graduate from Harvard were standing at the Pearly Gates when St. Peter looks down at his paper and notices there is a mistake. He says "Only one of yall are supposed to be here and seeing how yall are both poets we'll just have a competition. Whoever can come up with a poem using the word Timbuktu in it will be in and the other will just have to go to the other place. The Harvard graduate being from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it said "Well Ive already got one"

"As I gaze across the desert sand
My eves come upon a dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Their destination was Timbuktu."

St. Peter says "Oh wow you're a sure foot in". The Aggie pipes up "Hey now I've got one too"

"A-huntin' Tim and I went.
We came upon three maidens in a tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu."