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 What part of the body goes to heaven first?
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09/28/10 06:58 PM
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'
Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Johnny said: 'Well, I walked into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted!
Now you Know
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Re: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
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09/28/10 09:30 PM
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I love that one. 
Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
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09/29/10 01:09 PM
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Re: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
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09/30/10 11:45 PM
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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Re: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
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10/01/10 02:48 AM
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from me and from the wife too !!
" In God We Trust "
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Re: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
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10/01/10 02:53 AM
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Re: What part of the body goes to heaven first?
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10/01/10 02:56 AM
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