Birthday party at the old folks home

Birthday party at the old folks home #1697839 09/25/10 06:11 PM
Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,380 La Porte R redfred OP Pro Tracker
OP redfred Pro Tracker R Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,380 La Porte	Henry was celebrating his 100th birthday at the Senior Citizens Center. A couple of the other old guys there decided to surprise him. They hired an exotic dancer to sing and dance and "entertain" him. The woman showed up with a portable tape player and did a strip tease dance down to her underwear. She then told Henry that she was his birthday present. She said, "I'm here to give you SUPER SEX!". Henry thought about it for a minute and said, "I guess I better take the soup. The sex would probably kill me!" Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.

Re: Birthday party at the old folks home [Re: redfred] #1697846 09/25/10 06:17 PM
Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 130 Waxahachie, Tx H Henry Hefner Woodsman
Henry Hefner Woodsman H Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 130 Waxahachie, Tx	I don't remember you being there, Redfred. Who told you about it? What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?

Re: Birthday party at the old folks home [Re: Henry Hefner] #1697869 09/25/10 06:31 PM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,191 Midlothian R Rowney Extreme Tracker
Rowney Extreme Tracker R Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,191 Midlothian	Ha good one Henry! As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind...Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks--Thomas Jefferson

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