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 Fire Truck
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09/15/10 02:04 PM
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Hopedale
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The Fire Truck
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration...
"Thanks," the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl
had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's _____________ (male cat not neutered) - edited as not sure if appropriate.
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run
your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: Hopedale]
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09/15/10 05:27 PM
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bull frog
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: bull frog]
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09/15/10 10:05 PM
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bjw2823
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: bjw2823]
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09/16/10 02:20 PM
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Team Hillbilly
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Team Hillbilly
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Paralyzed Veterans of America
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: Team Hillbilly]
#1682641
09/20/10 02:41 AM
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DeerHunter14
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Woodsman
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hahahahahahahahaahaaaahahahah i like it
The only reason i work, is so that i could afford to hunt.
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: sig226fan (Rguns.com)]
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09/27/10 04:44 AM
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redfred
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Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: sig226fan (Rguns.com)]
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09/27/10 04:44 AM
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redfred
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Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: redfred]
#1702460
09/27/10 06:50 PM
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NewGulf
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Re: Fire Truck
[Re: NewGulf]
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10/16/10 02:36 AM
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SLT
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Anyone can own a fancy gun but can you shoot it ?
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