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Father and Daughter Time....
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08/29/10 08:07 PM
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Superduty
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that crap in Texas'.
Shane
'It's Only Treason if You Lose."
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Re: Father and Daughter Time....
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08/30/10 10:41 AM
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NewGulf
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Re: Father and Daughter Time....
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09/03/10 03:30 PM
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pegasaurus
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Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Father and Daughter Time....
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09/04/10 04:05 AM
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Halfadozen
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Raisin the young un right! LOL
Freedom is a fragile thing ...Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again. -- Ronald Reagan
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Re: Father and Daughter Time....
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09/04/10 11:59 AM
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SL421
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