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A Cowboy in Church
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08/25/10 12:49 AM
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fadetoblack64
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A Cowboy in Church
One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand he carried a worn out old hat and an equally well read Bible. The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed with expensive clothes and jewelry.
As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled by his appearance and did not attempt to hide it. As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor: "Before you come back here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship in church." The old cowboy assured the preacher he would. The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the cowboy and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church." "I did," replied the old cowboy. "If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping here?" asked the preacher. "Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."
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Re: A Cowboy in Church
[Re: WallHunter]
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08/25/10 01:26 AM
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redfred
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Hoo-Wah! I had a preacher once tell the congregation that the church isn't a gallery for saints, it's a hospital for sinners, so we should just all accept anyone who makes it through the door.
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Re: A Cowboy in Church
[Re: redfred]
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08/25/10 09:12 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: A Cowboy in Church
[Re: HuntingTexas]
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08/25/10 10:35 PM
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Tex_84
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Or this good one.... "Every saint has a past and every sinner a future"
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Re: A Cowboy in Church
[Re: Tex_84]
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08/25/10 11:43 PM
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LuckenbachTexas
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"Love it or leave it"
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Re: A Cowboy in Church
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09/01/10 10:12 PM
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SL421
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WOW 
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Re: A Cowboy in Church
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09/02/10 03:53 PM
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Guz
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"There is a passion for hunting something deeply implanted in the human breast"
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