Worst day of my life...........
A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink
when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as
the little guy bursts into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd
CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.

"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. Now my wife wants a divorce and my dog bit me".

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an
end to it all. I buy a drink; I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching
the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! Nothing is going right"!

haha i like that one