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 Midget piano player
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04/20/10 02:39 AM
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redfred
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I went into a piano bar the other day and there was a little tiny guy about a foot tall playing the piano. I was impressed, and mentioned it to the bartender.
He said, "Yeah, it's great, but it's all because of a hard-of hearing genie."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well, I found an old lamp one day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out and said he would grant me three wishes. I thought about it, and told him. I got two out of three wishes that I asked for. I have a beautiful house out at the country club, and this really nice bar."
"What about your third wish?" I asked.
He smiled and said, "Do you think I really asked for a twelve inch PIANIST?"
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Re: Midget piano player
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04/21/10 02:25 AM
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Re: Midget piano player
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04/21/10 11:52 PM
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tgammon
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Re: Midget piano player
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04/22/10 07:46 PM
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catchin'
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I never dreamed of being a father....now I can't imagine being anything else.
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Re: Midget piano player
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04/22/10 08:40 PM
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HEY!!!! That was RYNO, My Brother!!!!!! 
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Re: Midget piano player
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04/23/10 03:09 PM
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Took me a second to catch this joke. Nice one
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