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Childbirth at 65
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04/21/10 07:41 PM
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Joined: Oct 2009
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KG68
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: KG68]
#1384112
04/22/10 09:01 PM
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Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 121
DeerHunter14
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Woodsman
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The only reason i work, is so that i could afford to hunt.
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Re: Childbirth at 65
[Re: DeerHunter14]
#1387154
04/24/10 05:48 AM
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 11,199
DannyB
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THF Celebrity
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Sounds like somebody I know.
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