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Childbirth at 65 #1381974 04/21/10 07:41 PM
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'


Re: Childbirth at 65 [Re: KG68] #1384112 04/22/10 09:01 PM
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hahahahahah i like it



The only reason i work, is so that i could afford to hunt.

Re: Childbirth at 65 [Re: DeerHunter14] #1387154 04/24/10 05:48 AM
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Sounds like somebody I know.


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