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DOGS #1360531 04/11/10 10:56 PM
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This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.




Re: DOGS [Re: RKHarm24] #1360542 04/11/10 11:06 PM
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ha i like that


Re: DOGS [Re: obryankl] #1364061 04/13/10 02:49 PM
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haha this is a funny one


Re: DOGS [Re: mathewsdxt18] #1364247 04/13/10 03:58 PM
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sad that we live in a country where this is true


Re: DOGS [Re: LEM Products] #1364679 04/13/10 07:54 PM
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Seen it happen in S. Dallas



My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.

We're burnin daylite.
Re: DOGS [Re: Boomer57] #1366720 04/14/10 04:48 PM
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happens all the time now with our new "caretake/boss/NCAA bracket predictor"


Re: DOGS [Re: ccbaseball] #1382780 04/22/10 02:27 AM
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Now that's funny


Re: DOGS [Re: AWKIII] #1382985 04/22/10 04:09 AM
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Good un


Re: DOGS [Re: 10pointers] #1383323 04/22/10 01:56 PM
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I'd about bet that with the clumsiness and waste this country has there is in fact a dog somewhere drawing a guvment check.


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