A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend."

"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend and get out my rod and tackle box from the attic."
"We're leaving at 4:30. I will swing by the house to pick my things up. 'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but being the good wife, does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise, looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

She replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box" Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!