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Blonde joke
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03/13/10 07:43 PM
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DeerHunter14
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So a man walks into a bar and sits down next to a blonde girl. they look up and see the preview of the 9 o'clock news, of a man getting ready to jump off a building to his death. the man turns to the blonde and says "I'll bet you 20 bucks he will jump". so taking a moment the girls says "OK I'll take your bet" so they put the money down and several minutes later the man final jumps. the man grabs the money, looks at it and says "I'm sorry i cant take your money, i actually saw this on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump" and hands it back. the blonde replies "no you won it fair and square, because i to saw the 5 o'clock news" with a confused look the man asks why did you bet me then. and the blonde says "because i did not think he would do the same thing twice"
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Re: Blonde joke
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03/14/10 04:40 PM
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Drop Tine
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Re: Blonde joke
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03/15/10 04:11 AM
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TreeBass
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