It's late fall and the Indians

on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new

chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.



Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been

taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he

couldn't tell what the winter was going to be

like.



Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe

that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the

members of the village should collect firewood to be

prepared.



But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got

an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National

Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going

to be cold?'



'It looks like this winter is going to be quite

cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service

responded.



So the chief went back to his people and told them to

collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.



A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.

'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold

winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather

Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold

winter.'



The chief again went back to his people and ordered them

to collect every stick and branch.



Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather

Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter

is going to be very cold?'



'Absolutely,' the man replied,' It's

looking more and more like it is going to be one of the

coldest winters we've ever seen.'



'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.



The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a

shitload of firewood'.























It's late fall and the Indians

on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new

chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.



Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been

taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he

couldn't tell what the winter was going to be

like.



Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe

that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the

members of the village should collect firewood to be

prepared.



But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got

an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National

Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going

to be cold?'



'It looks like this winter is going to be quite

cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service

responded.



So the chief went back to his people and told them to

collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.



A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.

'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold

winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather

Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold

winter.'



The chief again went back to his people and ordered them

to collect every stick and branch.



Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather

Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter

is going to be very cold?'



'Absolutely,' the man replied,' It's

looking more and more like it is going to be one of the

coldest winters we've ever seen.'



'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.



The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a

shitload of firewood'.

This one always gets a laugh!!!