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Make me feel like a woman #1247512 02/16/10 09:15 PM
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die,' she wails.

Then she yells, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a cowboy from TEXAS stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps.

He whispers . . .

'Iron this. Then get me a beer.'


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Re: Make me feel like a woman [Re: coondawg] #1247717 02/16/10 10:28 PM
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Re: Make me feel like a woman [Re: Dustnsand] #1247960 02/17/10 12:38 AM
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haha, that's a good one


Re: Make me feel like a woman [Re: riley] #1248300 02/17/10 02:55 AM
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Re: Make me feel like a woman [Re: erniejs] #1248853 02/17/10 05:43 AM
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best one i have heard in awhile


Re: Make me feel like a woman [Re: ffread] #1254939 02/19/10 05:26 PM
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HAHAHAHA!!! I'm stealing this one!! grin



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