Texas lawman


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and
strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap
tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to
where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sherriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him
into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So
far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an
'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted.
We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief
says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:


six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six democrats,
and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy.


"When can you start?"

A husband asks his wife:


"You never argue when I get mad at you.

How do you always control your anger?"

"I clean the toilet," she replies.


"How does that help?" he asks


"I use your toothbrush."