Long Distance Charges



George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and

Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone

and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he was finished the devil informs him that the

cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks

for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil

informs her that cost is 6 million dollars,

so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn

and talks for 4 hours.

When he was finished the devil informed him

that there would be no chage for the call

and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks

the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied,

"Since Obama became

President of the USA ,

the country has gone to hell,

so naturally it's a local call."

LOL!!!!