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 The genie lamp
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12/09/09 08:42 PM
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J Cobos
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one day soon after his divorce a man was walking along the beach when a genie lamp washed up on shore. He grabbed and tried to clean it off when a genie appeared. The genie says "I will grant you three wishes, but there is a catch. Your ex wife will get double of what you ask for." For his first wish the man asks to own land the size of Texas, "wish granted the genie replied, but your ex wife now owns double." For his second wish the man asks to be successful in life, "wish granted, but your ex wife will be twice as successful." "Use your last wish wisely" the genie said. After a minute the man says, "I wish you would beat me half to death!"
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Re: The genie lamp
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12/09/09 10:36 PM
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![[Linked Image]](https://photos.smugmug.com/Alaska/i-WSddPKG/0/c077d64b/Th/IMG_2809-Th.jpg) "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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Re: The genie lamp
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12/10/09 04:50 AM
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Re: The genie lamp
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12/17/09 07:26 PM
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