well i was out at my girlfriends house when her mom came in and told us their was a hog outside. i jumped up and ran out to see a 150 pound hog by the horses. well i go rambo and grab my 4 inch work knife and i was thinkin to myself "yea im gonna stab this pig and look like a total bad azz infront of my girlfriend and her family" well didnt end up that way i jumped the fence and started walkin to him when the 4 jack russel terriers started to attack him. well one dog ran cuz he got bit or somethin so they all ran towards me well low and behold the hog ran for the dogs and i was in the shadows so i couldnt see the hog but he was within 20 yards i did not run for the fence i sprinted like i was in the olympics and i did not jump the fence i scaled it and riped my foot open cuz i had no boots on. im headin out tomorrow to shoot him cuz her famiy wants to do a bbq with the hog. how many of yall have been chased by hogs or have tried to kill the with a knife and no dogs?

did u have ur head on lol?? did u really think u and some lil pups and a knife were gonna kill a 150# hog lol

haha i was tryin to impress my girlfriend im 18 and that didnt work out so good i ended up runnin back to them like a little girl

LMAO I been chased but I didnt try to kill the MF with a knife 30/30 to the face and the scum bag was still alive he finally drowned himself

im 19, and my dumb arse wont run after a freaking hog with nothing but a knife lol, at least not when i only have a jack russel as back up!


u sure it was 150#??? id be willing to bet u woulda chit ur pants if a hog that big was runnin at u, sure it wasnt like 60# cuz that i might attempt lol!

this is a 150# hog killed with a knife

Damn B you only had to stick em once

that was a memorable hog lol, he would NOT GO DOWN!!! it was crazy, never seen one stay up that long with a knife wound like he had. i didnt do all the stickin, i thought i had him good, so my friend gets in to finish him off since he was still fighting the dogs. well he gets hit on his hand by the tusk of the hog.... finnally kills the hog, and then the next mornin my friend had to go to the ER cuz his hand blew up like a balloon.

haha no im 6'3 and this hog came way up past my knee ive shot a 150 pound hog before and this thing was every bit of it

LIAR I dont believe you go back out and try it again but get someone to tape it this time

lmao^^^^

this could be interesting

My son often comes home with these type of stories and blood curdling scars to back them. He is 20 and as dumd as a sack full of hammers.. Like you he doesnt get the pig in the end but in his head he is still and could have gotten that sucker if something or another hadnt happend...

I remember when I was 18 and stupid!!! Especially when you add a female in the mix!! Don't know how I ever survived!!

I bet at sometime, somewhere during this adventure, the phase was uttered:
"Hold my beer, watch this!!!!"

that is what i was going to say that there must of been ALOT of beer somewhere. So did you girlfriend laugh and call you a little girl or was she scared for your life

Yep one to write into the book of acquired knowledge, better known as Lessons Learned. "Note to self" Never sneak up on a 150# pound hog with only a small knife and 4 yapping dogs.

Glad you are OK. Kill that hog and enjoy the BBQ!

my girlfriend and her mom were screamin at first but after i got over the fence they started laughtin uncontrollably at me but no beer in this one it was just plain stupidity

This is not a "Lesson Learned" story this is a "Reasons I should be DEAD" story. I've got a few of those from when I was that age and younger thank God they didn't have the internet back then so I could let the rest of the world know how STUPID I had been.

use a gun

+1

My hat's off to you for not trying to hide behind alcohol. Stupidity is sometimes hard to admit.

you can hog hunt with a knife but it cant be no dinky 4 inch blade, carry a 45 on your side and shoot him if you cant cut the throat, gotta have the balls to do it though. haha

Play with the girl and leave the hog alone, much more fun!!

I am so laughing. I can only see in my mind, trying to impress your girlfriend and her parents with a four inch knife a big hog. I can so see myself at 18 trying to do something like that. I'm not throwing rocks. Just too, too much testosterone and not enough brain cells working like they should. I'm still laughing.