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 It never fails...
#1060346
11/24/09 05:13 PM
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wlgorman
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Wake up in the morning at 2-3 AM. Brush teeth, get dressed. No 'movement' down below. Drive to the spot, still no 'movement' yet. Launch the boat, still nothing...get to the spot, dekes out, brushed up, and right at LST EVERYTIME nature calls...I bring plenty of TP but you wont catch me poppin a squat at LST...
Anyone else have this problem? This happens on EVERY single hunt...
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: wlgorman]
#1060396
11/24/09 05:32 PM
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LarryCopper
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Yep, I have the same problem. I think it's because during the season I only drink coffee on hunting days. Instead of a cup or two every day during the off season, I have my half gallon on the way to the blind. I guess the system gets thrown into overdrive.
Usually the boat ramps have crappers, but every now and then I have to squat in the woods. Not good.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: LarryCopper]
#1060449
11/24/09 05:46 PM
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#Hayraker
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2 words for ya.... "adult diapers"  Luckily I don't have that problem.
#sigline
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: #Hayraker]
#1060507
11/24/09 06:05 PM
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aghntr10
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You just have to get up a little earlier, do some jumpin jacks then jog in place and that will normally get one working
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: aghntr10]
#1060573
11/24/09 06:25 PM
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yentzen
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Thats the reason boats have sides. Just feed the catfish.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: yentzen]
#1060608
11/24/09 06:42 PM
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ArkansasTraveler
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lol its the coffee mixed with a dip of snuff, if you dip. I would almost guarantee its the coffee, i wont drink it before a hunt anymore, tears me up
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: yentzen]
#1060614
11/24/09 06:43 PM
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Gdogg
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Practice in the offseason. I would rather drop one in the woods than at some of those disgusting restrooms. 
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: yentzen]
#1060617
11/24/09 06:44 PM
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TexasEd
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Don't drink coffee. It's a laxative.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: ArkansasTraveler]
#1060619
11/24/09 06:44 PM
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Moose K
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Coffee and Copenhagen, the magic combo.
I carry two rolls of TP in my blind bag at all times.
I sell it by the square to buddies.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: Moose K]
#1060741
11/24/09 07:53 PM
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obsessedduckman
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I knew a guy that had to go one morning. So he pulled his coveralls down did his business and pulled his coveralls back up. It wasn't untill half an hour later he realized he dropped it in his hood on his coveralls.LOL 
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: obsessedduckman]
#1060761
11/24/09 08:02 PM
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kdub
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The thing about crapping with your waders around your ankles, is that you gotta make sure that all straps, hoods, etc are OUT OF THE WAY, or else you're gonna be gagging the rest of the hunt. I personally take a shiat at the house before I leave and again at the access point or in the woods. Its tradition. Is it just me or has anybody else noticed that the early am dueces aren't as compact as the later day ones? Or is that just me?
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: kdub]
#1060793
11/24/09 08:13 PM
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obsessedduckman
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The thing about crapping with your waders around your ankles, is that you gotta make sure that all straps, hoods, etc are OUT OF THE WAY, or else you're gonna be gagging the rest of the hunt. I personally take a shiat at the house before I leave and again at the access point or in the woods. Its tradition. Is it just me or has anybody else noticed that the early am dueces aren't as compact as the later day ones? Or is that just me? i have made the same obsevation
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: obsessedduckman]
#1060847
11/24/09 08:36 PM
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onetime
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I usually have to drop trow somewhere along I35. I have no reservations about pulling over on the side of the highway and making my deposit,but dang my butt gets cold when its chilly out 
Last edited by onetime; 11/24/09 08:36 PM.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: onetime]
#1060870
11/24/09 08:46 PM
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Boudreaux
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It never fails me that I have to drop the deuce when I need to drop the boat in.
Stickin' gills and Stackin' bills
In a world of compromise..... some dont....
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: Boudreaux]
#1060884
11/24/09 08:51 PM
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ishootspoonies
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Every morning, usually right after getting the dekes set. Other times it will be an hour after legal. It NEVER however, is ready to go before i leave the house. But as stated earlier, I would much rather go in the woods than at a gas station/restroom.
I have gone through exactly one roll of TP this season. Just stuck the second roll in my blind bag getting ready for the week.
I like spoonie, his humor is dryer than my duck lease.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: ishootspoonies]
#1060902
11/24/09 08:57 PM
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nogeese
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carry a 10 ga shell it will hold you for about 3 hours... if you are able to pop the cap then you waited too long.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: nogeese]
#1060952
11/24/09 09:12 PM
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kdub
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carry a 10 ga shell it will hold you for about 3 hours... if you are able to pop the cap then you waited too long. you don't mean.....? 
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: kdub]
#1060968
11/24/09 09:15 PM
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Boudreaux
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I think he does. But do you really need a round that big? You would think a 20ga would do it lol.
Last edited by Boudreaux; 11/24/09 09:15 PM.
Stickin' gills and Stackin' bills
In a world of compromise..... some dont....
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: Boudreaux]
#1060973
11/24/09 09:16 PM
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kdub
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: Moose K]
#1060980
11/24/09 09:18 PM
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cable
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Coffee and Copenhagen, the magic combo.
Indeed it is.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: Boudreaux]
#1061009
11/24/09 09:26 PM
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Judd
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I think he does. But do you really need a round that big? You would think a 20ga would do it lol. Some are used to bigger thing being put in them than others...interesting cuz I was thinkin .410  To answer the original question nope most kings prefer their own throne. If you ever hear of see of me taking a dump in the woods I was HURTIN! 
Last edited by Judd; 11/24/09 09:27 PM.
Don't let your ears hear what your eyes didn't see, and don't let your mouth say what your heart doesn't feel
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: Judd]
#1061088
11/24/09 09:55 PM
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kdub
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^^^^ So kinda like the difference between light and super plus huh.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: kdub]
#1061117
11/24/09 10:07 PM
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cbrown46
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yep, bring wet wipes with you
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: kdub]
#1061135
11/24/09 10:14 PM
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Fooshman
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I've had to go out at our place. I usually go in one of the old barns. Strip down so no chance of getting any on any clothing items. I've had to stop the car on the highway before also, leaned on a telephone pole. And another thing, I do not care for public rest rooms at all.
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Re: It never fails...
[Re: Fooshman]
#1061521
11/25/09 12:41 AM
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FowlDreams
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few years ago I was dove huntin' and shot a couple dove with my pants at my ankles talk about a funny story.
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