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Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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I have yet to see a brisket cooked right in Texas. The common way is to cook them till it is like eating brown oat meal -------- If I want oat meal I will buy it and cook it. I want meat. I BBQ it on low heat for 3 hrs -------- take it off, instead of cutting it vertically, cut it horizontally ( that means left to right, not up and down). Use a sharp knife and cut it into paper thin slices . The meat will be rare, and people will rave how good it is and never believe it is brisket. If anyone wants to know how to do red beans and rice just pm me.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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I prefer oven brisket to smoked.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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I prefer oven brisket to smoked. I've gotten to this point, myself. I love smoked turkey, chicken, and sausage, but brisket usually comes out so dry...and it's either undercooked, or way overcooked. There doesn't seem to be an in between. To be fair, however, I have not tried 407, or a lot of the new BBQ places that have popped up around the metroplex in the last 5 years.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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I have yet to see a brisket cooked right in Texas. The common way is to cook them till it is like eating brown oat meal -------- If I want oat meal I will buy it and cook it. I want meat. I BBQ it on low heat for 3 hrs -------- take it off, instead of cutting it vertically, cut it horizontally ( that means left to right, not up and down). Use a sharp knife and cut it into paper thin slices . The meat will be rare, and people will rave how good it is and never believe it is brisket. If anyone wants to know how to do red beans and rice just pm me.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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I have yet to see a brisket cooked right in Texas. The common way is to cook them till it is like eating brown oat meal -------- If I want oat meal I will buy it and cook it. I want meat. I BBQ it on low heat for 3 hrs -------- take it off, instead of cutting it vertically, cut it horizontally ( that means left to right, not up and down). Use a sharp knife and cut it into paper thin slices . The meat will be rare, and people will rave how good it is and never believe it is brisket. If anyone wants to know how to do red beans and rice just pm me. Rare chewy brisket sounds delicious!
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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How unfortunate.
But I understand, I have never had good red bean and rice.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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I have yet to see a brisket cooked right in Texas. The common way is to cook them till it is like eating brown oat meal -------- If I want oat meal I will buy it and cook it. I want meat. I BBQ it on low heat for 3 hrs -------- take it off, instead of cutting it vertically, cut it horizontally ( that means left to right, not up and down). Use a sharp knife and cut it into paper thin slices . The meat will be rare, and people will rave how good it is and never believe it is brisket. If anyone wants to know how to do red beans and rice just pm me. Heresy. You'd HAVE to slice it razor thin to be able to choke a tough cut of meat like brisket down if only cooked for 3 hours. Briskets should have a smoke ring and melt in your mouth after 12+ hours in the pit.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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BBQ and briskets can best be described by the different regions of the US. Just because you don't like it the way it is done in Texas, doesn't mean most Texans also don't think it is great. When I was in Georgia at Fort Benning we went to town and landed up at a BBQ joint. Those poor bastards didn't even get to eat brisket, all they had was chicken, ribs and pork. If you think that was bad, the beans were pork and beans out of a can and the potato salad was like spiced up mashed potatoes. The latter seems to be the norm today, unless it is at home and homemade, most potato salad sucks.
Our likes and dislikes in tastes of food are based on what we grew up with. In the 1960s we were headed overseas, we stopped at some small town to eat, pecan pie was on the menu. That was a mistake, not sure what it was but it wasn't a pecan pie like we make them in Texas. Another example, ordered a grilled cheese sandwich in Newark NJ, who in the hell makes a grilled cheese sandwich with swiss cheese??? And the idiot didn't even know how to toast the bread???
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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That is a good looking Brisket Stub. And I like the presentation.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Also Nate33... we all cook them the correct way in Texas because we take it serious, and it's the law. In late 1975 Governor Dolph "Brisket" Brisco signed into law the Smoked Meats Proper Means and Methods Statutes that all God fearing Texans abide by. This was in response to fears that recent immigrants from Californian and the East Coast would commit meat and meat by-product atrocities during the numerous bi-centennial celebrations scheduled the following year. So please keep your Yankee under-cooked meat fetish to yourself or BP will have to stop by your place and cite you for misdemeanor beef abuse.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Don’t be silly Dave, what he is doing to a brisket constitutes a felony.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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That is a good looking Brisket Stub. And I like the presentation. I have a thread on the recipes forum for presentations. It would look great on there.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Don’t be silly Dave, what he is doing to a brisket constitutes a felony. Agreed, that Yankee needs to go home.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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I have yet to see a brisket cooked right in Texas. The common way is to cook them till it is like eating brown oat meal -------- If I want oat meal I will buy it and cook it. I want meat. I BBQ it on low heat for 3 hrs -------- take it off, instead of cutting it vertically, cut it horizontally ( that means left to right, not up and down). Use a sharp knife and cut it into paper thin slices . The meat will be rare, and people will rave how good it is and never believe it is brisket. If anyone wants to know how to do red beans and rice just pm me.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Re: Texans dont know how to cook a brisket.
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Soooo....do you boil your brisket first like Yankees do their ribs....
Boil it until there is no flavor left, put on grill and mop with BBQ sauce....voilà...yankee BBQ!
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