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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: du4u]
#5301908
09/12/14 01:59 AM
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Ghost-cfd
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After seeing my friend do a lotta' shootin' and not leaving his stool to make any retrieves I hollered "How's it goin' over there ?" His reply --- "These son of a bitches have been a'flyin' ever since Noah let'm off the Ark and they still cain't fly straight !!!!" TRUE STORY!
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5302195
09/12/14 05:01 AM
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Budroux2w
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After seeing my friend do a lotta' shootin' and not leaving his stool to make any retrieves I hollered "How's it goin' over there ?" His reply --- "These son of a bitches have been a'flyin' ever since Noah let'm off the Ark and they still cain't fly straight !!!!" TRUE STORY! +1 That's great right there.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5302221
09/12/14 06:03 AM
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Posts: 199
SaltyDawg88
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Woodsman
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"They need to black and orange so I can hit them!"
"These Birds have flak jackets on!"
"The new and improved armored birds!"
A buddy of mine siting on his bucket looking at his shells, scratching his head and states " I grabbed the wrong ammo can, these are 00 buck shot!" (He had been missing birds all morning long!) lol
Hunting with family and friends is the only way to live. Who have you lived with lately? www.GrangerGang.com
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5303107
09/12/14 07:05 PM
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whitewing maniac
THF Trophy Hunter
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"Wonder how blackbirds and martins taste wrapped in bacon"?
" Think this field is under the dome, all the damn birds are going over the neighbors field".
"Gotta take a leak, they will start flying after I free Willy".
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5303259
09/12/14 08:12 PM
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bodydub
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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"We'll start seeing them fly as soon as we get back to the truck."
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5303982
09/13/14 02:33 AM
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Posts: 74
rcxdm40
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Outdoorsman
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5304273
09/13/14 11:14 AM
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greenen
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"For the last damn time those are killdees"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5307080
09/15/14 04:21 AM
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Gwood88
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Tracker
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This one is for the mid to lower 20yr old guys.
"Bro, do you even wing shoot?"
Texas A&M Class of 2011
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Gwood88]
#5307115
09/15/14 05:19 AM
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Greg
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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Here's some from today "That's just not fair man... Sounds like they're roofin a friggin house over there!" "I mean really... What the heck!" "How have they not limited out by now?"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: kindall]
#5308474
09/16/14 12:26 AM
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Astater
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And from the people with new dogs. Here Here !@#$%^& Here New dogs or dogs that have been in the house all spring/summer. It's hilarious because the last time you're out with a dog during duck season, they're on it...then dove season comes and they get the chit shocked out em.
The things we do for ducks... NRA Life Member Arkansas Game and Fish Commission Lifetime License/Member
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5308559
09/16/14 01:13 AM
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TexaShot0341
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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"That shot bounced right off him!"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5915306
09/06/15 05:08 PM
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Ghost-cfd
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Funny dove hunting quotes 2015? post em!
No one had a gun in our hands and we just watched it go. One guy threw his beer can at it.. just in really good shape and also hopefully flip the switch a little faster on my wife.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5915699
09/06/15 11:10 PM
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Posts: 102
Birdman7
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Woodsman
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If it flies by me I'm going to scare the [censored] out of it.
Damn, I think I left my full choke in
Buddy 1: Is that a dove? Buddy 2: Shoot it and find out?
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5916519
09/07/15 03:25 PM
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reeltexan
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THF Celebrity
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Shotgun Boogie....
Well, I met a pretty gal, she was tall and thin I asked her what she had, she said a box four-ten I looked her up and down, said "boy this is love" So we headed for the brush to shoot a big fat dove
Shotgun boogie, boy the feathers flew Look out Mr. Dove when she draws a bead on you
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5917511
09/08/15 02:05 AM
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dove_buster
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Tracker
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Me talking to my 2yr old son. "Hey do you want to come dove hunting with me? You can pick up my birds. "
With a perplexed look on his face he replied "well Im not a dog. "
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: dove_buster]
#5918381
09/08/15 05:51 PM
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Smiling Mallard
Pro Tracker
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Pro Tracker
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After a single flies straight down the line and out of the field after having 8-10 shots expended at it:
"That's an effing flying miracle right there"
"Call 'em up close and shoot 'em in the face"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5918396
09/08/15 06:07 PM
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Posts: 8,162
whitewing maniac
THF Trophy Hunter
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THF Trophy Hunter
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"Is that dove trying to £&#$ my mojo"?
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5918432
09/08/15 06:30 PM
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Posts: 377
NTXR
Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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Me: How's that new gun working out for you? Buddy: Well, I'm getting pretty good at loading it.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5918536
09/08/15 07:45 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 7,508
My stand is pink camo
Kickingbird
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Kickingbird
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Go ahead, put that one in your bag, you think you shot it anyway!
I will take a good rain or a new calf whenever I can get it -Jack Ratjen
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5919104
09/09/15 01:27 AM
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Posts: 133
3kcattle
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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"Hey, mix in some salt with that pepper"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: reeltexan]
#5919191
09/09/15 02:00 AM
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Posts: 528
fishfree
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Shotgun Boogie....
Well, I met a pretty gal, she was tall and thin I asked her what she had, she said a box Fox four-ten I looked her up and down, said "boy this is love" So we headed for the brush to shoot a big fat dove
Shotgun boogie, boy the feathers flew Look out Mr. Dove when she draws a bead on you
and pappy had 16 gauge choked down like a rifle
Last edited by fishfree; 09/09/15 02:01 AM.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5919226
09/09/15 02:13 AM
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Posts: 473
Beaubien
Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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Lots of birds flying, action was fast and furious. Drop a bird and I notice it looks a little darker than normal. I don't think much of it. A little while later the same thing happens. Get back to shooting. I'm counting my birds as I go, so when I limit I go to clean the birds.
I'm next to a buddy that limited also cleaning birds and pull the dark dove out. Bigger than a collared dove. My buddy looks at me and I look at him and we burst out laughing.
I shot two pigeons. I swear they were flying in with dove. I have been hunting this spot for 10 years and it hasn't happened before.
----------------------------- Two years ago I'm not hitting jack. Go through a box of shells with no birds. Buddy is making fun of me the whole time. He is a scrounger, picking up all the hulls I shoot.
He says something like " I didn't know you hunt enough ducks to reload all these steel bb hulls" Son of a .......... They were factory rounds.
Last edited by Beaubien; 09/09/15 03:02 AM.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Beaubien]
#5919338
09/09/15 03:04 AM
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Posts: 735
bull279
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Tracker
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I shot two pigeons. I swear they were flying in with dove. I have been hunting this spot for 10 years and it hasn't happened before.
Cook em up, they don't taste THAT bad.
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam
U.S. Army Military Police (ABN) 1998-2003
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5919514
09/09/15 09:36 AM
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Posts: 2,665
twinbubba
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Veteran Tracker
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Two birds coming in from the East...ah....West....I mean, never mind, they're gone.
2017 Chevy Colorado Z71, 09 Yamaha Rhino 450 Camo,
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