We live semi rural. One of our neighbors has chickens, another goats, we just have our dogs. We also have a rectal orifice neighbor who moved in from Houston and is complaining about everyone. Any non violent ideas on how to mess with him and settle his hash, so that he might think about selling out and go back east. Thanks in advance.

If you live on land and can shoot on it shoot all the time even into night. Get some dirt bikes. Play rap music aim speakers at his house. Buy a spotlight aim it at his house. Buy him a subscription to ghaylife magazine.

If he’s a lib demorat, have all the neighbors hang Trump flags everywhere. Or knock on his door wearing a goat man mask!

I’m reminded of that scene in Yellowstone when Kasey threw that “rancher” in the cattleguard and left him there…..that’d be epic!

Tannerite Tuesdays.

All great ideas 👍

This is a problem that’s very worthy of a solution. Give us more details. We’ll come up with something for these big city DB’s.

Play the mariachi loud 24 /7. Or as late as the law allows each night

Budget?

And how close is his property to yours?

"You're new here. You're acting like a sphincter. Shad up." And walk away.

Just today I heard about an area by me - 100+ acre tracts, but outer perimeter fence around all of them is a high fence. "The Dominion" by Cleo in Kimble County. Some trying to tell others what they can and can't shoot on their own property. 'Seems you can never escape human nature and some little Napoleon trying to control others.

Nothing wrong with just asking him, what his problem is.

Yeah, because that just might work out.

Go to the source and see what’s worth it.

Seems simple enough to me, tell everyone to ignore him and keep on doing what you have been doing.

You would be surprised what good old fashioned communication can accomplish. If not, at least you know and you can go to plan b with the mariachi band.

Agree with a chat first.

There is one in every neighborhood it seems these days, most of these folks are just little Bi##hes, talking to them usually doesn't work, there is something deeper going on with these folks..

Being an Alpha is not taught unfortunately. Good luck

As stated find out what's has his panties in a wad, at least that way you'll have an idea on what he's mad at. If it turns out he doesn't like goats, chickens or dogs remind him he's in the country and that's life.

I had a citizen one time call me out to take possession of a skunk he had in a trap, this was in the Hill Country, said he was going to rid his neighborhood of all skunks, I said, not with my assistance you aren't...he said take him off in your unit or I'll call the chief, I said "here I'll save you the trouble and call him for you, I'm not transporting a skunk." Anyway, I kept my job, and the guy had to release his skunk...

I also might not be surprised. The problem with approaching them is painting a target on your back. In an ideal world, a good ole talking to should be sufficient. That’s not the world we live in, unfortunately. Once you make yourself and your intentions known, you can’t get away with anything.

The best thing you can do is ignore them and live your life. If they complain directly to you act like you have no idea what they are talking about, "got a cake in the oven, gotta go" or whatever and close the door. Karens more than anything in the world can't stand being ignored.

For starters, a loud speaker with a recording of donkeys or mules aimed right at his house.

A good recording of mules and chickens, and etc would be pretty good. If you have money to burn, i’d say get actual mules but they might kill your dogs.

Maybe the soil at the fence line you share might need some manure. Fresh truckload of chicken sh* for the chicken sh* from the big city. Pay close attention to the prevailing winds 👌