After 20 years of marriage(And 3 years of dating), mine has gone bananas. Menopause is a real beast!

I’ve heard that. Have a buddy whose wife is starting and is going off the rails.

I’m not looking forward to that phase

A good first indicator is to see if the screen on her phone is broken. Crazy chicks almost always have a broken screen. I assume it’s from throwing it at someone.

Buddy, this is the best woman you can have

That's where I'm at. Please make it stop.

My grandpa always said that as long as you know your crazy, your fine, it’s the ones that say they aren’t crazy, that you have to watch.
Just go to a mental institution and ask the patients if they are crazy. And see what they say.

No, I think he lived near Lake Chop Sticks.

No kidding. Talk about a call out for expert help.

I never joined either. I might need break down and do it since everyone else is apparently. Plus I want to see the crazy chick.

You don't have to join to see videos.

It prompts me to join or log on with another account, like Google, Apple, FB….

Don't even get me started. lol

Way past it. But...I don't get in the way of her buying the grandkids' presents and, we're approaching "hell week". 23 coming for Thanksgiving. The deer need protein at the ranch and that's where I'll be...for as long as possible. 'Required to be here Thanksgiving day though, opening wine for the masses.

But think of all the good stories you will have for us

Bi-polar sister-in-law should be in rare form. Two of her four boys, and their families will be here. 'Talk about dating a crazy chick. The wife still asks me why men hang around, do for her (menial lawn care, step-and-fetch-it kinda stuff) and let her treat them like crap. It ain't rocket science!

Creek...sounds like you might need to have the golf ball/garden hose conversation with the wife

Crazy is fun in certain circumstances and that is precisely why guys are attracted to crazy...all the men here know that.

A buddy got rid of his long time gal and she stole his dog. Somehow, his classic car rec'd a bullet hole through the grill and into the engine compartment. Cameras catch a lot but, he found out restraining orders aren't very effective.

It’s fun until the sweat drys.

She has a heartbeat

Well, had an ex-wife (married at the time) that tried really hard to shoot me with a Glock 19 because she told me to leave and I did. I consider myself a bit of an expert on the subject. Have a few other stories that require a bit of whiskey to tell.

Now, she tried to shoot you because you wouldn't leave, or because you did what she told you to do and did leave? The latter is a lot more entertaining.

Hud goes back to back…….

Buy a house and fix it to live in, buy a truck to customize and drive till wheels fall off, female, rent lowest milage you can afford and kickem loose when time is up. Yeah I'm single. Living in this country there is plenty of crazys around and still boom town atmosphere so still plenty of singles about you can mingle with....coming from a man that never gets out of the house.

I think Hud is referring to an old thread started by "nathanfromnorthfork" on this subject. One of the best posts ever on the THF. IIRC it was 19 pages long. Too bad it is gone.