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Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads...
![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
[Re: reeltexan]
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02/24/24 11:50 PM
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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![clap clap](/forum/images/graemlins/default/clap.gif) good one!
" In God We Trust "
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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02/25/24 03:39 PM
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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![laugh laugh](/forum/images/graemlins/default/laugh.gif) Thats an oldie but goodie. I posted it here couple of years ago. I cannot remember what television or cable show that I heard it on many years back?
“I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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Re: Bless me Father......(from TFF)
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