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What would you take? #8979349 12/28/23 11:10 PM
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You’re a burglar but you can only take items that mildly inconvenience your victims.

What are you taking?



I’m taking light bulbs and batteries from smoke detectors


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Remote controls.


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The toilets and toilet paper.


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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
Remote controls.

Man, that’s just evil!


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Re: What would you take? [Re: BigPig] #8979362 12/28/23 11:19 PM
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Phone chargers and all the toilet paper.

Re: What would you take? [Re: Ol Thumper] #8979366 12/28/23 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
Anal lube


These answers usually come from a past experience of being inconvenienced from losing an item. So I have to ask, what did he use instead?


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Re: What would you take? [Re: BigPig] #8979369 12/28/23 11:35 PM
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Coffee maker, plus any booze, shut off the water at the meter, or, if on a well, a hatchet to the pump power line and open the drain, and take said hatchet and cut, literally, power to all heating/cooling systems. I like this game. up

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Re: What would you take? [Re: BigPig] #8979371 12/28/23 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BigPig
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Anal lube


These answers usually come from a past experience of being inconvenienced from losing an item. So I have to ask, what did he use instead?


Sand and brake cleaner smile ani

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Their drugs and alcohol.


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Water heater and all of the guts to their toilets.

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Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
Originally Posted by BigPig
Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
Anal lube


These answers usually come from a past experience of being inconvenienced from losing an item. So I have to ask, what did he use instead?


Sand and brake cleaner smile ani


I figured Judd would be involved in this one. roflmao

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At least one doorknob from each door (make it the one you need to get OUT of a room, LOL), all the water spigot handles, and the light bulb outa da fridge.


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Breakers and all water lines past the shut off valve. Deprive them of nice things


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Originally Posted by thegrouse
10mm socket


Son of satan.


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Re: What would you take? [Re: Bee'z] #8979498 12/29/23 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bee'z
Breakers and all water lines past the shut off valve. Deprive them of nice things


I thought about breakers too. But then I thought it would be more fun to disconnect the ground from every GFCI outlet in the house


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Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
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Anal lube


These answers usually come from a past experience of being inconvenienced from losing an item. So I have to ask, what did he use instead?


Sand and brake cleaner smile ani


Spicy


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Originally Posted by BigPig
Originally Posted by Bee'z
Breakers and all water lines past the shut off valve. Deprive them of nice things


I thought about breakers too. But then I thought it would be more fun to disconnect the ground from every GFCI outlet in the house


I do not like working with volts, amps and wires.


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