I feel like the most boring person next to blkt2. If he has done just 25% of what he has spouted on THF, he's a true national treasure....

I'm dying to hear any of his stories related to living a swinger lifestyle or engaging in beastiality. Those would really take the cake for me. Lol

Hold on as I think It's a coming.

That poor boy is going to need more counseling!

JR

Me and a bud had some inappropriate "designs" in mind for a certain HS teacher. Thought we were all that and more. Found out her hubby was an Olympic Pentathlete. Two of the five events are shooting and fencing. We changed our plans. Another is running, so we might not have been able to get away.

Just ask yourself who could come up with these kind of stories if they hadn't actually lived it. Celeste made me the man I am today in the bedroom. It is not like it was hard to bed her down. She was a former competitive body builder who still used steroids. Those give woman an unbelievable sex drive that almost allows them to keep up with a 14 year old boy and his friends.

I have to give you credit blkt2, every time I try to doubt your stories, you come up with compelling supportive detail. You truly are a national treasure and my confidence has been restored....

Not saying this is you. I'm just answering your question.

"pseudologia fantastica is characterized by the creation of eloquent and interesting stories, sometimes bordering on the fantastic, that are told to impress others. These stories may seem to be just on the verge of believability and often involve the patient assuming important and heroic roles. Patients react to questions or doubts with ad hoc elaborations in order to satisfy the listener. Thus, new lies are needed to supplement the old, and patients sometimes start to believe their own deceptions."

Yeah, I know several guys who are as windy as blkt2. Some of them I grew up with and know their stories are bull [censored] when they tell them. Just because you think you are good at it, doesn't make it true.

My life has been interesting enough where I don't have to make things up. I keep a lot of things to myself because even to my own ears they sound unbelievable.

Edit: If you want to split hairs I'll put this out there for you to chew on. I didn't just do freaky stuff early in my life, I'm still doing it today. My wife is 28 years younger than me and we have a live in girlfriend who is the same age. I live on a daily basis the sexual fantasies that most men never get to experience and it has been that way my entire life. My friends when they found out I was getting married asked me if I wanted a bachelor party. I looked at them and said " What do you think I have been doing for the last 36 years?". They all agreed and we didn't have a bachelor party.

blkt2 = FOS

You must be the XX guy

Making me glad I found one who can take care of my needs by herself.

Our needs differ. I need more than one.

Mine is better now than she was 28 years ago. Hope your two improve also.

I sincerely hope I live that much longer. We are expecting our first child in late March or early April and hopefully have another one coming in late June.

Nailed it!

Absolutely spot on. Nice work SJ.

Aren't we happy we have blkt2 posting?

It's always entertaining.

I have an old running buddy that can come up with the same [censored] as you do and I know for a fact he’s full of [censored], so no, I don’t believe a word that comes out of your mouth. He called me out of the blue a few weeks ago and talked about hanging out with Blake Shelton and whoever his wife is on their farm then Blake called him out of the blue and ask him to go hunting with a real tree guys but he is just too busy.

He parades around is an electrical engineer. He was a helper at electrical company I worked for.

This story is one that I can prove. The woman I mentioned left me her house and had a life insurance policy that she took out when she took out the mortgage that paid the house off. I still own the house and a number of members here have met my wife and our girlfriend.

This one is on par with your samurai sword one you used on that hoodlum...

seeing his prowess, the samurai sword was probably a euphemism for his dick

Your thinking of someone else. My grand dad gave me a real one along with some other war memorabilia when I was 11 or 12 but my methed out step brother stole it and pawned it when I was in my 20s.