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Golfing with Wife #8930304 10/06/23 03:00 AM
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,

"Hey, this looks like yours!"


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That made me laugh!


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