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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream prejudice these days #8885864 07/20/23 03:06 PM
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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."


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Re: Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream prejudice these days [Re: HuntingTexas] #8885878 07/20/23 03:21 PM
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Re: Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream prejudice these days [Re: HuntingTexas] #8885991 07/20/23 06:17 PM
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Re: Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream prejudice these days [Re: HuntingTexas] #8886648 07/21/23 07:38 PM
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Re: Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream prejudice these days [Re: HuntingTexas] #8887725 07/23/23 11:47 PM
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Iron workers on the 85th floor of a skyscraper under construction break for lunch. They sit on the girder, open their lunch pails and start to eat. (Insert nationality of your liking here) iron worker looks at the contents of his pail and proclaims "Bologna! She knows I hate bologna!" and heaves the sandwich. Next day, same thing. Next day, same thing but he says "If I get another bologna sandwich tomorrow I'm gonna jump!" Next day, opens his lunch pail, looks in, sets it down, stands up on the girder and jumps to his death. At the funeral wake his co-workers are gathered in the back of the room, one of which says "There's his wife. I can't let this go. I gotta say something." Guy walks up to the wife and says "You knew he hated bologna. Why'd you keep putting bologna sandwiches in his pail?!" The wife replies "He makes his own lunch."

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