Tonight is 660 million. Played the last time and out of 30 numbers I only got one correct. So I am using the same ones again and plan on being rich tomorrow.

I may have to buy some tickets!

I bought one (1)

I’m paying the idiot tax tonight as well!

Who's easily making $680M tonight? That's right the Mega Millions company.

Voluntary taxation but I still play every now and then.

I feel real good about my chances. Already started buying stuff. Found a 30 million dollar ranch in Colorado. About to call and put it on hold, waiting on my investment return.

I don’t even need the money but still got a ticket.

I have few vices but this is one of them. Don't think I've missed a week since it began. Can't win if you don't play!

Played the other day, and won $25. Bought 5 chances for tonight, and drank the rest of the money. Figured that was a win-win!

I hate to shatter all your dreams but the lady who sold me my ticket today assured me they were the winning numbers.

Damn I don’t know probably have to pass, would knock me out of farmer welfare subsidies program for to high of income.

But Bobo: Think of the grand scale you could farm on, until it was gone!!!

The ultimate test of fate. Buy a ticket, write down the numbers, then burn the ticket.

Give it to the ex-wife to hang onto???

I kinda did that. Bought a quick pick and looked at the numbers when I was walking to the truck and they sucked. Every number except the bonus ball thing was in the 60's. Gave the ticket to a homeless guy and turned around and went back in to buy another one.

I’m in for 5 tickets. Wife said she didn’t know if we’d win, but she could figure out what to do with the money if we did.

Yep got a few. I do enjoy playing the lottery. About the only bad habit/viceI have.

Jackpot is $ 660 million with a $388 cash value. Say you won it and took the cash value option which is what I would do.

$388 mil - 25% fed tax would leaves you with $291,000,000.00

Would you give any of it away or?

Right off the get go I would setup a trust for my two kids giving each $50 Million ($100 mil)..
So now I am down to a paltry $191 mil.
Now the wife and I would each give $30 mil ($60 Mil) to friends and family.
Down to $131 mil easy peasy, I am going to spend about $40 mil on ranches and vacation homes leaving us with $91 mil to cover cost until death do us part.

So whats your plan??

Your plans better include paying a lot more to the IRS. You would pay 37% federal income tax on all but the first 1/4 million.

Lawyer first, damn nice lake house next, then play it by ear.

Tax lawyer and accountant first. Charitable Foundation and about 6-8 of the finest children hospitals (Shriners, KT Eye, St Judes, Boston Children's, Utah Primary Children's, etc). Buy a nice ranch and about 20 years operating expenses. I'm already in a vacation paradise here in Idaho.

Kids can buy their own damn tickets!!

What goes around comes around. If you win, I will spend some good time with your wife. She'll probably end up appreciating you more so you will win twice.

I’m trying to figure out what ranch to buy first.

Okay Hudbone sounds like a plan, you handle the wife and I will do whatever sounds good on Gods Green earth that I can
I promise that is a win for me and I appreciate you baby sitting the wife for me