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 Pickle Slicer
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12/11/21 08:05 PM
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texasag93
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Yossel Abramovitz worked in a pickle factory.
Unfortunately, he had a very great and powerful desire to put his penis into the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and Yossel couldn't stand it any more. So he decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his.
He spent a few months with a shrink who finally gave up and told Yossel that since HIS desire was so powerful to put his penis in the pickle slicer, the only way to get over it was to do it.
Yossel agreed to do it the next day at work.
The next day he came home from work very early, about 11am. His wife Sarah was very worried and asked why he was home so early.
Yossel explained to her for the first time, the desire he had to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He explained that he couldn't take it any more and today he did it and he got fired as a result.
Sarah gasped and ran over to him, yanked down his pants and briefs, only to see his penis perfectly normal and intact. She looked back up and said, "I don't understand, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
Yossel Said, "I think she got fired too."
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Re: Pickle Slicer
[Re: texasag93]
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12/11/21 08:56 PM
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Creekrunner
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...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/11/21 10:15 PM
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tex70
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/11/21 10:48 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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Good one! 
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Pickle Slicer
[Re: texasag93]
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12/13/21 12:53 PM
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Dave Davidson
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/13/21 01:46 PM
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spacejunkie
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/13/21 03:05 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/13/21 05:04 PM
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Mr. T.
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That's sick...............I love it. 
Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co.
Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/13/21 11:41 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/14/21 12:35 AM
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Gary Olson
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Was she a sweet or sour pickle slicer?
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/16/21 07:11 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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I got a vacation over on the TFF for telling this joke.
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/16/21 07:35 PM
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texasag93
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I got a vacation over on the TFF for telling this joke. You are welcome!
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Re: Pickle Slicer
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12/31/21 11:26 PM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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