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Pickle Slicer #8472569 12/11/21 08:05 PM
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Yossel Abramovitz worked in a pickle factory.


Unfortunately, he had a very great and powerful desire to put his penis into the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and Yossel couldn't stand it any more. So he decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his.


He spent a few months with a shrink who finally gave up and told Yossel that since HIS desire was so powerful to put his penis in the pickle slicer, the only way to get over it was to do it.


Yossel agreed to do it the next day at work.


The next day he came home from work very early, about 11am. His wife Sarah was very worried and asked why he was home so early.


Yossel explained to her for the first time, the desire he had to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He explained that he couldn't take it any more and today he did it and he got fired as a result.


Sarah gasped and ran over to him, yanked down his pants and briefs, only to see his penis perfectly normal and intact. She looked back up and said, "I don't understand, what happened with the pickle slicer?"


Yossel Said, "I think she got fired too."

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Re: Pickle Slicer [Re: texasag93] #8472652 12/11/21 10:15 PM
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Re: Pickle Slicer [Re: texasag93] #8472677 12/11/21 10:48 PM
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Re: Pickle Slicer [Re: texasag93] #8474304 12/13/21 03:05 PM
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That's sick...............I love it. up


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Re: Pickle Slicer [Re: texasag93] #8474874 12/14/21 12:35 AM
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Was she a sweet or sour pickle slicer?

Re: Pickle Slicer [Re: texasag93] #8477719 12/16/21 07:11 PM
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I got a vacation over on the TFF for telling this joke.


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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out.


Originally Posted by bill oxner
I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Originally Posted by CCBIRDDOGMAN
I got a vacation over on the TFF for telling this joke.


You are welcome!


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