This is stolen from a pilot board I am a member of................

This is a true story. I had forgotten about it but my husband reminded me of it today. This was when the kids were little.

One afternoon he was mowing the lawn. I came out of the house and planted myself in front of the riding mower with my hands on my hips. He had to stop, turn off the mower, take off his headset and find out what my problem was.

“You’re out here having fun while those kids are driving me crazy! We’re switching places. You go in there and deal with them, I want to mow grass and have fun.”

So I got on the mower and started mowing and he goes into the house and says to the kids, “Your mother has sent me in here to kill you.” They stare up at him, horrified. “If you go to your rooms and play quietly, I might be able to talk her out of it.” They scampered off to their rooms and he didn’t hear another peep out of them while he sat down with a beer and watched TV. He didn’t even have to finish the mowing.

This is really funny
I kinda figured somebody with exceptional computer skills
would have put one of "those " rifles over the man's shoulder
by now

Like, when you're a dude, but you're the #1 creedmoor fan?