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Jesus and the Democrat #8193078 03/05/21 03:58 PM
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JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."


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Re: Jesus and the Democrat [Re: HuntingTexas] #8193238 03/05/21 06:14 PM
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat [Re: HuntingTexas] #8193263 03/05/21 06:26 PM
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I get it. He faked disability for the money. That is really, really, funny. banana


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Re: Jesus and the Democrat [Re: HuntingTexas] #8193454 03/05/21 09:42 PM
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat [Re: HuntingTexas] #8193460 03/05/21 09:44 PM
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat [Re: bill oxner] #8193505 03/05/21 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by bill oxner
I get it. He faked disability for the money. That is really, really, funny. banana


Can’t sneak anything by you Bill......

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Re: Jesus and the Democrat [Re: HuntingTexas] #8193666 03/05/21 11:34 PM
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I almost passed this one up when I saw Jesus on there. I thought it was the old joke with the talking parrot. The house was being robbed a the Polly parrot kept repeating "Jesus is watching." Jesus turned out to be a Rotweller. I regress.


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Originally Posted by bill oxner
I almost passed this one up when I saw Jesus on there. I thought it was the old joke with the talking parrot. The house was being robbed a the Polly parrot kept repeating "Jesus is watching." Jesus turned out to be a Rotweller. I regress.

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I am do not believe in fate but, so I will leave this right here. I was flipping TV channels last night and landed on channel 323. Guess what? Caught a Perry Mason moment. They were at trial and had a Polly Parrot in a cage to testify.


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Re: Jesus and the Democrat [Re: HuntingTexas] #8194719 03/07/21 01:06 AM
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I have seen the disability card played way too many times.


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I have seen the disability card played way too many times.


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