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Jesus and the Democrat
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03/05/21 03:58 PM
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JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."
" In God We Trust "
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03/05/21 06:14 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat
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03/05/21 06:26 PM
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I get it. He faked disability for the money. That is really, really, funny.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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03/05/21 09:42 PM
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Funny!
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat
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03/05/21 09:44 PM
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat
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03/05/21 10:09 PM
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I get it. He faked disability for the money. That is really, really, funny. Can’t sneak anything by you Bill......
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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03/05/21 10:19 PM
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03/05/21 11:27 PM
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat
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03/05/21 11:34 PM
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I almost passed this one up when I saw Jesus on there. I thought it was the old joke with the talking parrot. The house was being robbed a the Polly parrot kept repeating "Jesus is watching." Jesus turned out to be a Rotweller. I regress.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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03/05/21 11:45 PM
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I almost passed this one up when I saw Jesus on there. I thought it was the old joke with the talking parrot. The house was being robbed a the Polly parrot kept repeating "Jesus is watching." Jesus turned out to be a Rotweller. I regress.
(R-TX)
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03/06/21 12:18 PM
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Re: Jesus and the Democrat
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03/06/21 12:55 PM
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I am do not believe in fate but, so I will leave this right here. I was flipping TV channels last night and landed on channel 323. Guess what? Caught a Perry Mason moment. They were at trial and had a Polly Parrot in a cage to testify.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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03/06/21 03:01 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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03/07/21 01:06 AM
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I have seen the disability card played way too many times.
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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03/08/21 03:10 PM
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I have seen the disability card played way too many times.
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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03/23/21 03:21 AM
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If you look back over your life are you fully satisfied you pleased the Maker of Creation. Are you fully assured that you have trusted in His Son, Jesus Christ, for your salvation. Are you confident that you have a definite hope of going to Heaven?
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