"Because I ain't that lonely yet, no I ain't that, lonely yet. After what you put me through, no I ain't that, lonely yet".

Dwight Yoakum

We always called him White Scrotum..........

They took my saddle in Houston, broke my leg in Santa Fe
Lost my wife and a girlfriend somewhere along the way

LOL, that ain't right.

those muddy bayous run just as black as coca cola
Ain't no other place I can be bluer that I know of
Gonna pack my bags turn up my collar put on my travelin' shoes
Go down to new Orleans and turn Louisiana blue

I'm gonna raise the Mississippi river crying over you
Go down to new Orleans and turn Louisiana blue

They all call her Puta, cause no one really knows her name.

Couple


Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light


How precious did that grace appears
The hour I first belived

Jimbo, you are right. It isn’t ‘like my first wife’, but ‘like my first ex-wife’.

“Hard bodied young cowgirls, too many state fair bulls, I’ve rode em all till I’m busted and blue”

Ed Bruce, from the song ‘Old Wore Out Cowboy’. If you don’t know the song, you should. Find it. Play it.

i dont like supper but i sure like breakfast, im a bull riden son of a b.. eddy burleson

I got 99 prollums but a . . . . . . Nevermind

We were gathered round the garbage can passin' round the bottle
We were cold and burnin' anything that was dry enough to burn
A shivering man said he had left his family back in Boston
And I knew I'd hear a whole lot more before it came my turn

A bearded man in an army coat said the answer boys is Jesus
And one cold Joe said all I know ain't January hell
One guy said let's have a drink to Flagstaff Arizona
I thought I'd nearly freeze to death before I'd get to tell

About Mobile Bay, magnolia blossoms
Cool summer nights, warm rolling sea
And all the dreams, somewhere I'd lost 'em
Mobile Bay, magnolia leaves, sweet Rosalee

“He was sure back in the 60’s that everyone was hip, then they sent him off to Viet Nam on his senior trip”

Bellamy Brothers, from the song Old Hippie..

Agreed. Lol. I like his stuff. Favorite song of his is “Inside the pocket of a clown”.

I was a dam builder
Across the river deep and wide
Where steel and water did collide
A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado
I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around

“Is the best of the free life behind us now
And are the good times really over for good”

Merle Haggard

In Dixie's land i'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie!

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin' kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly

“You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd”

Greatness

Sometimes I hear a woman crying and a man saying nothing at all.....

Aaron Watson

Greatest line of all time, period

The Cameltoe cowboy



Lord take me downtown, Im just lookin for some Tush. ZZ

“I'm working harder than a hundred black mules down in Mexico”

Bullet With a Name-Nonpoint