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 give me your best chuck facts
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09/25/20 05:07 AM
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TCM3
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When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from chuck norris.
You go
War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.
Revolution is when you find out for yourself.
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09/25/20 09:42 AM
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redhaze
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"Houndini" hasn't come back cuz he knows Chuck is looking for him.
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09/25/20 12:04 PM
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decook
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Jimmy Hoffa once thought he was badder than Chuck
Press ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/01/full-15091-89291-full_15091_35556_phone1a.png) for an AMERICAN.
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09/25/20 12:35 PM
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Kevin_M
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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09/25/20 02:27 PM
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TCM3
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. 
War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.
Revolution is when you find out for yourself.
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09/25/20 04:37 PM
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Kevin_M
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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09/25/20 04:44 PM
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Retired and hunting
Woodsman
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Some people write their name in the snow while taking a leak,Chuck Norris writes his in concrete
Don't know where I'm goin but I'm makin good time
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09/25/20 05:56 PM
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Old Rabbit
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Chuck Norris won an argument with my Ex-Wife.
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09/25/20 06:03 PM
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Greg
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When he does a push-up he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the world down
Greg Horn | Realtor® CNHS, RCC Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices | PenFed Realty Texas 4280 West Main St., Suite 100 | Frisco, TX 75033 Cell: 214.492.3550 greg.horn@weknowtx.com
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09/25/20 06:47 PM
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Kevin_M
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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09/25/20 06:47 PM
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When The Boogie Man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
"Whitetail Deer are extinct because of rifles with telescopes mounted on them." - My 11th Grade English Teacher
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09/25/20 06:57 PM
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Kevin_M
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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09/25/20 07:01 PM
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hook_n_line
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Sasquatch takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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09/26/20 01:14 PM
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Biscuit
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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09/26/20 11:27 PM
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Chuck carved a Z on Zorro's chest
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