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give me your best chuck facts #7987555 09/25/20 05:07 AM
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When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from chuck norris.

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"Houndini" hasn't come back cuz he knows Chuck is looking for him.

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Jimmy Hoffa once thought he was badder than Chuck


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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Originally Posted by Kevin_M
Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"

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Some people write their name in the snow while taking a leak,Chuck Norris writes his in concrete


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Chuck Norris won an argument with my Ex-Wife.

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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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When The Boogie Man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Sasquatch takes pictures of Chuck Norris.


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Originally Posted by Kevin_M
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck carved a Z on Zorro's chest

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