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 give me your best chuck facts
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09/25/20 05:07 AM
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TCM3
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When Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from chuck norris.
You go
![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/userpics/2020/09/full-65851-250202-prather222.png) ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/kgxFDBr4/T90.jpg) The Hunter has become the Hunted.
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09/25/20 09:42 AM
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redhaze
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"Houndini" hasn't come back cuz he knows Chuck is looking for him.
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09/25/20 12:04 PM
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decook
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Jimmy Hoffa once thought he was badder than Chuck
Press ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/01/full-15091-89291-full_15091_35556_phone1a.png) for an AMERICAN.
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09/25/20 12:35 PM
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Kevin_M
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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09/25/20 02:27 PM
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TCM3
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. 
The Hunter has become the Hunted.
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09/25/20 04:37 PM
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Kevin_M
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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09/25/20 04:44 PM
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Retired and hunting
Woodsman
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Some people write their name in the snow while taking a leak,Chuck Norris writes his in concrete
Don't know where I'm goin but I'm makin good time
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09/25/20 05:56 PM
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Old Rabbit
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Chuck Norris won an argument with my Ex-Wife.
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09/25/20 06:03 PM
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Greg
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When he does a push-up he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the world down
Greg Horn | Realtor® Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices | PenFed Realty Texas 4280 West Main St., Suite 100 | Frisco, TX 75033 Cell: 214.492.3550 greg.horn@weknowtx.com
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09/25/20 06:47 PM
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Kevin_M
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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09/25/20 06:47 PM
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When The Boogie Man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
"Whitetail Deer are extinct because of rifles with telescopes mounted on them." - My 11th Grade English Teacher
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09/25/20 06:57 PM
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Kevin_M
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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09/25/20 07:01 PM
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hook_n_line
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Sasquatch takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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09/26/20 01:14 PM
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Biscuit
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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09/26/20 11:27 PM
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Bonham
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Chuck carved a Z on Zorro's chest
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