Cover 19 pickup lines

Hey baby, can I ship you a drink?

If Covid19 doesn't take you out, can I?

Hey baby, do you need toilet paper? I can be your Prince Charmin.

You are on a ROLL!

Works for restaurants too!

I saw one similar, but it was made with the zipper part from a pair of jeans, so you could unzip to drink.

I’m as bored as an Amish electrician.

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Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.

If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!

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The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!

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Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.

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If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!

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Today’s Weather? Room temperature

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30 Days Hath September, April, June and November

All the rest have 31 … except March which had 8000

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Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.

Now weed’s legal and schools closed … damn kids are livin’ the dream!

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This is stupid. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer and it came out as a rum & coke!

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If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock”, don’t open it.

It’s a Jehovah Witness working from home

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After a few days of not going out, I saw someone I knew walking by on the sidewalk outside.

I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.

Now I understand dogs.

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Day 8 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:

We’re losing money by the minute.

Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.

Nobody knows what time it is.