I LOVE my bidet. I think a lot of people are confused about what they are. They have seen the separate toilet thing that doesn't have a big hole. MY bidet is a toilet seat attachment, it just goes on under the toilet seat bolts and attaches to the water line. A little spray head sets down in the back of the bowl(its covered to keep it lean). You turn a dial that sticks out on the side and that blast of water gets you squeaky clean. I always had the same ideas as most until a buddy got one and talked me into trying it. Im telling you, its the best thing ever. Ive since bought one for my mom and my dad. They both love it as well. Im not sure why most people prefer to use thin paper and their hand to smear poop off themselves. When you wash mud off your truck, do you just smear it off with a dry towel or do you hit it with the water hose?

Never, ever thought butt cleaning would end up being a topic, but oh well!