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Lovers lane patrol
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Killing Time A police officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he saw a couple in a car in Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approached the car to get a closer look. Then he saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately noticed a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the officer walked to the car and gently rapped on the driver's window. The young man lowered his window. "Uh, yes, officer?" The cop asked, "What are you doing?" The young man said, "Well, officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the officer asked, "And, her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugged, "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails." Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening! He asked, "What's your age, young man ?" The young man said, "I'm 22, sir." The cop asked, "And her, what's her age?" The young man looked at his watch and replied, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Lovers lane patrol
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01/08/19 04:25 PM
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Re: Lovers lane patrol
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Re: Lovers lane patrol
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01/08/19 06:41 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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