THE RABBI IS LEAVING!
 
At  the regular Saturday
morning service, the rabbi announced that he was
planning to leave for a larger congregation that would
pay him more. There is a hush within  the
congregation. No one wants him to  leave, because he is
so popular. Fred Shapiro, who owns
several car dealerships in Newton and Brookline, stands up
and proclaims: "If  the rabbi stays, I
will provide him with a new  Cadillac every year, and
his wife with a Honda mini-van, to transport their
children!" The congregation sighs in appreciation and
applauds. Saul Cohen, a  successful
businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the
rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double
his salary, and establish a foundation to
guarantee a free college education for  his
children!" More sighs and loud applause. Estelle Rubin, age  88,
stands and announces with a smile, "If the rabbi stays, I
will give him sex!" There is total silence. The rabbi, blushing, asks
her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a  wonderful and holy lady. Whatever  possessed
you to say that?" Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe,is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the
palm of  his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied: "Well,I just asked my
husband how  we could help, and Abe
said: "Screw him!".........................

Got a good laugh out of that one.

Good one