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Hillary calls Donald #6786356 06/07/17 04:44 PM
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Subject: Hillary Calls Donald

Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up.
So, what is it that’s so important that it can't wait until morning?” grumbled Trump.
“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.” begged Hillary.
“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.” replied President Trump.


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lol35 That's a good one.

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It would cost a lot though. The mortuary would need to purchase special equipment for handling a noxious substance.


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lol35 That's a good one.

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