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Hearing Problem #6782124 06/02/17 08:54 PM
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A fireman injured his back in a fire. After surgery and months of rehab he was itching to go back to work. he went in for evaluation. The doctor checked him over and said.
Well your back looks OK, but I find that guys in rehab tend to have hearing loss. You will have to pass a hearing test as well.
The fireman said OK Doc, what do I have to do?

Sit down and tell me what you hear.
When I say "light duty" Do you hear anything like "Climb ladders", "carry hoses" or "lift heavy objects"?

Re: Hearing Problem [Re: JESmith] #6782291 06/03/17 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted By: JESmith
A fireman injured his back in a fire. After surgery and months of rehab he was itching to go back to work. he went in for evaluation. The doctor checked him over and said.
Well your back looks OK, but I find that guys in rehab tend to have hearing loss. You will have to pass a hearing test as well.
The fireman said OK Doc, what do I have to do?

Sit down and tell me what you hear.
When I say "light duty" Do you hear anything like "Climb ladders", "carry hoses" or "lift heavy objects"?

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Re: Hearing Problem [Re: texasag93] #6783162 06/04/17 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
Originally Posted By: JESmith
A fireman injured his back in a fire. After surgery and months of rehab he was itching to go back to work. he went in for evaluation. The doctor checked him over and said.
Well your back looks OK, but I find that guys in rehab tend to have hearing loss. You will have to pass a hearing test as well.
The fireman said OK Doc, what do I have to do?

Sit down and tell me what you hear.
When I say "light duty" Do you hear anything like "Climb ladders", "carry hoses" or "lift heavy objects"?

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Pretty simple , the doctor is trying to get over to him, NO climbing ladders ,carring hoses or lifting. he means "LIGHT DUTY". Like a desk job!!!

Re: Hearing Problem [Re: bjh] #6783935 06/05/17 06:50 AM
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Pretty simple , the doctor is trying to get over to him, NO climbing ladders ,carring hoses or lifting. he means "LIGHT DUTY". Like a desk job!!!


You would have thought this was a blond joke told in an all girl bar!


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Re: Hearing Problem [Re: pigplinker] #6784220 06/05/17 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By: JESmith
A fireman injured his back in a fire. After surgery and months of rehab he was itching to go back to work. he went in for evaluation. The doctor checked him over and said.
Well your back looks OK, but I find that guys in rehab tend to have hearing loss. You will have to pass a hearing test as well.
The fireman said OK Doc, what do I have to do?

Sit down and tell me what you hear.
When I say "light duty" Do you hear anything like "Climb ladders", "carry hoses" or "lift heavy objects"?

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Pretty simple , the doctor is trying to get over to him, NO climbing ladders ,carring hoses or lifting. he means "LIGHT DUTY". Like a desk job!!!


Yes, but the joke is missing the part where the doc says 'I can probably clear you for light duty, but/hearing test....'


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Re: Hearing Problem [Re: Lazyjack] #6785248 06/06/17 04:37 PM
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Pretty simple , the doctor is trying to get over to him, NO climbing ladders ,carring hoses or lifting. he means "LIGHT DUTY". Like a desk job!!!


You would have thought this was a blond joke told in an all girl bar!



You must be blonde!!!!

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