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2 yankees driving thru Alabama #6773803 05/24/17 08:44 PM
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Two Yankee boys were driving through the South and was stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up to the open driverís window, reached in, and slapped the driver on the side of his head.

"What did you do that for?" the driver asked.

"I donít know how yall do it up north but here in Alabama, you have your drivers license ready when I walk up to the car."

The trooper took the license when it was offered, walked back to his unit and then returned the license to the driver. He then walked around to the passenger side of the car and tapped on the window. When the passenger rolled the window down, the trooper reached in and slapped the passenger on the side of the head.

"What did you do that for?" asked the startled passenger.

"Well, I didnít want you to be disappointed. Youíll get about two miles down the road and then say, 'I wish that redneck woulda tried that with meÖ"


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One I haven't heard. Good job.


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Someone has to teach those boys some manners.

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Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
Someone has to teach those boys some manners.
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