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Old age #6688581 02/27/17 03:46 PM
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One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall.
Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?"
She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."
peep

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OOOOchEEEE! scared

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I am thinking about hanging some strobe lights from our bedroom ceiling,

to create the illusion that my wife is moving during sexy time. peep

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Re: Old age [Re: Bass&More] #6735420 04/15/17 01:52 AM
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I used to work for an old farmer who said he was so old he had to turn his wife upside down and pour it in.

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