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 Re: Why do hunting product names....
[Re: Sneaky]
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12/23/14 08:47 PM
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 08:59 PM
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The statistics don't lie... they aren't doing it for no reason. These days with our age generation people are all about something funny, cool, bright and shiny..... its kinda like baiting a coon trap with a reflector or bright colored can. I cant stand it.. but its what sells. Most would rather buy MEGABULK PRIEMIUM SUPPLEMENT rather than Feed. When in real life their tags are 98% the same ingredients power corn. Sprinkle a little hydroxycut in your feed to get those bucks lean and mean. Ain't no flabby deer running around our place.
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 09:52 PM
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"...Now with PIMP Technology..."  Funny . . . . But that P.I.M.P. idea is prob, a better idea than you think. Its a biz that could help out a lot of stupid hunters, that watch those shows, who need to be educated. You can't fix stupid. You have to replace it. 
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 09:57 PM
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"...Now with PIMP Technology..." Funny . . . . But that P.I.M.P. idea is prob, a better idea than you think. Its a biz that could help out a lot of stupid hunters, that watch those shows, who need to be educated. You can't fix stupid. You have to replace it with good knowledge. True. But I was making a play more to the effect that everything these days has some doggone newfangled "now with xxxx technology!" You'd think with all this new technology we'd be telepathically killing deer from our recliners by now.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 10:12 PM
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Every time you pull the trigger I want Big Pimpin' music blaring in the background. Chicks in camo bikinis grinding on pedestal mounts. Diesel trucks with stacks and camo rims Last but not least a special appearance by Florida Georgia line Sadly this show would probably get some kind of ratings award.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 10:12 PM
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Adding the word "tactical" to the model names of flashlights and anything meant to be used with a firearm has worked wonders. This is so true that I'm literally  right now How do you type while literally rolling on the floor?
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 10:16 PM
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txtrophy85
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Adding the word "tactical" to the model names of flashlights and anything meant to be used with a firearm has worked wonders. This is so true that I'm literally right now How do you type while literally rolling on the floor? Tactical training
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 10:17 PM
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 10:38 PM
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Adding the word "tactical" to the model names of flashlights and anything meant to be used with a firearm has worked wonders. This is so true that I'm literally right now How do you type while literally rolling on the floor? Haven't you seen the Gracies do that? Brown belt stuff.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 10:40 PM
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Remember T.K. and Mike? Y'all could be on to something.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/23/14 11:59 PM
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Adding the word "tactical" to the model names of flashlights and anything meant to be used with a firearm has worked wonders. This is so true that I'm literally right now How do you type while literally rolling on the floor? Haven't you seen the Gracies do that? Brown belt stuff. My lineage of Jiu Jitsu traces back to Grandmaster Carlson Gracie, Sr., not Helio Gracie. Lmao my coach is still a brown belt. I'm using an iPhone right now. Plus yes, tactical PIMP jiu Jitsu technology has allowed me to do so 
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
[Re: Sneaky]
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12/24/14 12:05 AM
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Remember T.K. and Mike? Y'all could be on to something. Port O' Pooper
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 12:27 AM
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 12:38 AM
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It's the Bro Country syndrome.
Apparently most young folks today are very shallow and impressionable. That's all I got. Sad to say its true. I lost all respect for the mainstream hunting industry when I saw a advertisement for a show called "deer thugs " There is nothing thuggish about a Caucasian male who is 40 lbs overweight sitting in a stand trying to shoot a deer. Not one damn thing Give me a Craig boddington show any day. It seems there has been a division of classes so to speak between the "upper eschelon" type hunters who belong to SCI and B&C and can form a complete sentence and speak intelligently and the "aww shucks I just whacked me a forkhorn" guys who it seems 90% of the market is catered to I see one more deer or pig skull graphic on the stock of a synthetic rifle I'm gonna puke. This isn't world of Warcraft it's called hunting I will distance myself frm these types in any way I can There is a third group. Just ordinary guys who hunt and love to fellowship, but think all the high- fiving/giggling/commercialization junk is stupid-which it is. Are you over hating me yet? I can't sleep at night.  I'm in the third group as well. The hollier than thou I'm better than you group at the top are just as annoying and maybe even more damaging to hunting than the Affliction group!
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 01:17 AM
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Gonna start a show called ranch pimps ( persons immersed in management practices)
Should be a hit Sh!t - dawgs be trippin on dat!
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 01:21 AM
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Gonna start a show called ranch pimps ( persons immersed in management practices)
Should be a hit Sh!t - dawgs be trippin on dat! Simone esse'
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 02:28 AM
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Have a segment called Beating the Meat: How to Butcher it P.I.M.P. Style Sorry if I'm crossing the line, this stuff is just too funny, my goodness.   That's actually pretty funny, but you need to go stand in the corner young man!
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 05:12 AM
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Have a segment called Beating the Meat: How to Butcher it P.I.M.P. Style Sorry if I'm crossing the line, this stuff is just too funny, my goodness. That's actually pretty funny, but you need to go stand in the corner young man! Clear conscience and innocent mind. I've been thinking of Rocky Balboa's unorthodox training techniques .gif "angel")
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 03:13 PM
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Good comeback young chit, you are learning well
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 03:58 PM
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I walked up on my big doe in Ohio the other day and my buddy handed me that butt hole tool and I said oh no no. I've already killed it Im not gonna molest it too. I didn't use it but that think works great if somebody else does it.
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 04:01 PM
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I walked up on my big doe in Ohio the other day and my buddy handed me that butt hole tool and I said oh no no. I've already killed it Im not gonna molest it too. I didn't use it but that think works great if somebody else does it. The Butt-Out cracks me up. But you have to wonder if there is a better name for it?
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 04:06 PM
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I walked up on my big doe in Ohio the other day and my buddy handed me that butt hole tool and I said oh no no. I've already killed it Im not gonna molest it too. I didn't use it but that think works great if somebody else does it. i laughed
If I send my neighbors a text and ask them to give me feedback on my lawn and plant rye into a giant dong pattern, I'm probably going to get some less than positive feedback. Same goes here.
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12/24/14 04:13 PM
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I walked up on my big doe in Ohio the other day and my buddy handed me that butt hole tool and I said oh no no. I've already killed it Im not gonna molest it too. I didn't use it but that think works great if somebody else does it. The Butt-Out cracks me up. But you have to wonder if there is a better name for it? R&R, you can imagine the words. 
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 04:28 PM
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I know a guy who had one of those BO thingys. He shot a doe and began to go to work. Except it didn't work. One of the other guys saw what he was doing and had to let him know to try the other hole! 
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Re: Why do hunting product names....
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12/24/14 04:35 PM
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I know a guy who had one of those BO thingys. He shot a doe and began to go to work. Except it didn't work. One of the other guys saw what he was doing and had to let him know to try the other hole! no good
If I send my neighbors a text and ask them to give me feedback on my lawn and plant rye into a giant dong pattern, I'm probably going to get some less than positive feedback. Same goes here.
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