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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: TxDispatcher] #4794874 12/01/13 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted By: TxDispatcher
roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao


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I learned long ago you can't reason someone out of something they don't reason themselves into.


Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: aeb] #4795210 12/01/13 03:38 AM
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Were they in a Mercedes ?


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: aeb] #4795545 12/01/13 12:24 PM
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That's kept me laughing through the whole thread! rofl


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: splash556] #4795603 12/01/13 01:19 PM
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That's good stuff

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: CaterpillarMan10] #4795627 12/01/13 01:36 PM
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That's funny but bad business for them as I'm sure you won't be returning.lol.


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Stub] #4795641 12/01/13 01:45 PM
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And yet another reason why no wives are allowed at camp. cool


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: GO REBS] #4795794 12/01/13 03:01 PM
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Haha! Thats great!


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: jlbain94] #4796083 12/01/13 05:35 PM
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LOL

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: jlbain94] #4796085 12/01/13 05:35 PM
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And yet another reason why no wives are allowed at camp.


Only whores? Wait, what?


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Double Naught Spy] #4796123 12/01/13 05:52 PM
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Meester, you got some esplainen to do...lol


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: 7ARanch] #4796531 12/01/13 09:42 PM
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That's Fn hilarious!! Clearly your in a nine line bind now bud!!

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: pegasaurus] #4797019 12/02/13 12:41 AM
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The wives just left and called us to meet them at the restaurant.
We never had whores at the camp but makes you wonder what has gone on at the camp in the past.
We all had a good laugh about it over dinner

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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #4797077 12/02/13 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
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bwahahaha... rofl


How much trouble are you in? grin
lol X2 roflmao

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Seadog] #4797257 12/02/13 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted By: Humannpower
bwahahaha... rofl
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rofl

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Deerhunter61] #4797356 12/02/13 02:10 AM
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Let me know when you start selling you hunting gear.


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: blackcoal] #4797642 12/02/13 03:27 AM
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I'm guessing it's your first year on the lease! That's the only way my wife would accept that it was an innocent mistake. angel If it wasn't first year violin


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: nsmike] #4797663 12/02/13 03:31 AM
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Classic clap

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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: txshntr] #4798220 12/02/13 11:33 AM
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Glad I'm not on your lease. No need for women folk around unless they are there to hunt.


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Curtis] #4798255 12/02/13 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By: Curtis
I have heard this joke once before. Pretty funny.
I second that. cool

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: aeb] #4798555 12/02/13 02:36 PM
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That funny right there.


Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Chuck Cox] #4798641 12/02/13 02:56 PM
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Hahaha. My buddy got me in trouble like that once. He said " Here i think your wife left these sunglasses and headband here last time she came out." Me thinking, ok no problem I'll take them back to her. Well, when I gave them to her i hear these aren't mine, where did they come from?, does this look like something I would use? Come to find out they belonged to his son's wife. Thank goodness she called and asked for them, because I had no answers to the questions my wife was asking. Holy crap! lol...

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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: pegasaurus] #4798675 12/02/13 03:00 PM
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You might just hope that your wives let you finish out the season.


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: BenBob] #4798821 12/02/13 03:43 PM
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Your life could go from happy to crappy real quick with "help" like that. rofl


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #4798854 12/02/13 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
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bwahahaha... rofl


How much trouble are you in? grin


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Cody Malone] #4799738 12/02/13 08:07 PM
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Don't worry, you and the dog will get along just fine!

Of course a dozen roses with an apology might help, but I think I'd just keep my mouth shut.


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