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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
[Re: nebo]
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12/13/13 02:39 AM
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I was crying. 110% accurate description of a first colonoscopy.
Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
[Re: aeb]
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12/13/13 07:04 AM
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ryorgensen
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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
[Re: txduckhunter]
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12/18/13 05:00 AM
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crapicat
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Yep, I got that Movie Prep myself...kept wondering how they came up with that name...of course, I was thinking of all the funny reasons, plus, I was trying to come up with some more interesting names for the stuff, besides movie prep.
The best feeling of the entire ordeal was when the doc said "you sir are a perfect specimen with no issues or polyps...so you don't have to come back for another exam for ten years!" I was greatly relieved, so my wife called her mother and stated Its official Dale is a perfect [censored]!
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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
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12/26/13 05:25 AM
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chital_shikari
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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
[Re: txduckhunter]
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12/29/13 08:38 AM
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pccurr
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This is funny. I just had my first and don't remember anything. But on the follow up I told the doc I remembered everything and started telling him some details I have heard from others. I thought Doc was going to freak on me so I let him the off hook. But it was fun watching him squirm. You should try it.
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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
[Re: txduckhunter]
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12/31/13 07:28 AM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
[Re: txduckhunter]
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01/09/14 07:52 AM
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J Loves Huntin
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If you look back over your life are you fully satisfied you pleased the Maker of Creation. Are you fully assured that you have trusted in His Son, Jesus Christ, for your salvation. Are you confident that you have a definite hope of going to Heaven?
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Re: Colonoscopy Journal
[Re: txduckhunter]
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01/18/14 07:38 PM
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All kidding aside, get one guys, as it may save your life. I have colon cancer in my family and cancer for 3 generations. I've had 2 so far(late 40s) and do them every 3 years. Both times I've had polyps, last year was the worse one... which developed in 3 years. I know it's embarrassing to some, but it can be a life saver.
I'd ask him if he's pregnant. He missed a s__tload of periods. I'll take "things that look like a uterus" for $200 Alex.
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