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 Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: CurlyBillTucker]
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12/16/12 03:46 AM
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WatersFowler
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Did you just shoot a bald eagle? (inspired by my other post)
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: WatersFowler]
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12/16/12 04:05 AM
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From a Guide...
"how do you load this?"
"I am just going to keep it off safety...its easier that way"
"just look down the barrel and see if anything is in there"
"Hey I left my gun at home do you have one I can use" (in the blind)
"I think I $_hit myself"
"How did this shell get in here backwards"
"do you have to have a choke in the barrel?"
"Those decoys sure are sinking fast"
"The mojo took most of the shot"
And the Ultimate worst...
"Boooommmm....HOLY $_hit!!! How the hell did my gun just go off??"
J.J.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: WhiskeyandMe]
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12/16/12 04:10 AM
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junfan68
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I forgot the toilet paper.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Erichugh22]
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12/16/12 04:34 AM
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lakewaydr50
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Oh crap! That wasn't a snow goose........
Isaiah 40:31 "but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles, they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint."
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: lakewaydr50]
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12/16/12 04:04 PM
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WatersFowler
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I have personally heard J.J. say his #5....twice.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: WatersFowler]
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12/16/12 04:12 PM
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Cody Malone
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I have personally heard J.J. say his #5....twice. Lmao There's a fine line of holding it bc ducks are everywhere but you don't wanna flirt with that line bc it winds up feeling full of sh..
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Cody Malone]
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12/16/12 05:03 PM
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WhiskeyandMe
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I have personally heard J.J. say his #5....twice. Lmao There's a fine line of holding it bc ducks are everywhere but you don't wanna flirt with that line bc it winds up feeling full of sh.. Hey.... It's a Shart!  J.J.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: WhiskeyandMe]
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12/16/12 06:00 PM
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Guy
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From a Guide...
"how do you load this?"
"I am just going to keep it off safety...its easier that way"
"just look down the barrel and see if anything is in there"
"Hey I left my gun at home do you have one I can use" (in the blind)
"I think I $_hit myself"
"How did this shell get in here backwards"
"do you have to have a choke in the barrel?"
"Those decoys sure are sinking fast"
"The mojo took most of the shot"
And the Ultimate worst...
"Boooommmm....HOLY $_hit!!! How the hell did my gun just go off??"
J.J. Now those are good!! 
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Guy]
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12/16/12 08:44 PM
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TomBaty
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Me: "Is your gun on safe?"
Buddy: "My gun has a safety?"
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: TomBaty]
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12/16/12 09:00 PM
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fisher6688
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: fisher6688]
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12/18/12 12:38 AM
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Duck_Crusher_2013
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Me: "Hey I think that bird is banded."
My Dad: "yeah well its a good thing I shot that bird then."
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Duck_Crusher_2013]
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12/18/12 01:34 AM
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Pittstate
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I can put up with just about anything as long as the guest makes it to the spot on time and we get setup before LST. I have left a few people that were on the way to my house in the morning. When I say 5:30am at my house, I mean it. That doesn't mean to text me at 5:35 and state you are running late and will be in 5 minutes. I have waited before and it wasn' 5 minutes, more like 25 minutes. I will no longer wait.....5:30am is when I have to leave in order to get to my spot and get set up in time.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Pittstate]
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12/18/12 01:53 AM
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when guideing goose hunts some jackwaggon always comes up to me and says "hey buddy if those birds are too high just GIVE ME THE SIGNAL because I am shootin a 10 ga. this mornin"
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Pittstate]
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12/18/12 02:02 AM
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I can put up with just about anything as long as the guest makes it to the spot on time and we get setup before LST. I have left a few people that were on the way to my house in the morning. When I say 5:30am at my house, I mean it. That doesn't mean to text me at 5:35 and state you are running late and will be in 5 minutes. I have waited before and it wasn' 5 minutes, more like 25 minutes. I will no longer wait.....5:30am is when I have to leave in order to get to my spot and get set up in time. Thats why I say, "5 sharp"! Oh, and to add to the OP's list...My right leg is gettin cold.
Last edited by BlackSnake; 12/18/12 02:06 AM.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: 8pointdrop]
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12/18/12 02:19 AM
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I hunted with a guy last week that I knew had gone to TU and he brought up not wanting to live in Austin again. I started in on my adamant disdain for anything Austin to include gays, liberals, and longhorns to which he replied that he was 2 of those. My jaw dropped. This guy is a 49 year old white male that owns land and hunts. I knew that gay thing wasn't possible because he is married and I knew the longhorn thing but hey we can't all be perfect in maroon and white. He then professed he was a liberal shortly following it up with "you can shoot me now" I no b.s. paused and looked at my shotgun. He went on to tell me he voted for Obama... BOTH EFFIN TIMES!!!!! I kept telling him that I knew he was jerking my chain and he kept denying it. I tried to talk to him and figure out exactly why he did that and none of it sounded like valid reasons to have done so. It was a quite remainder of the hunt and walk back to the truck.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: crazyal]
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12/18/12 02:37 AM
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"you've got a pretty mouth"
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: ishootspoonies]
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12/18/12 02:54 AM
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Y'all wouldn't wanna hunt with me. I've said some of those. Especially "I need to dump" It wouldn't be a hunt if you didn't go for your predawn "walk".
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: CurlyBillTucker]
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12/18/12 02:50 PM
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"Oh...I didn't know this field was irrigated." (Trailer sinking into the mud)
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: crazyal]
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12/18/12 03:33 PM
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Yassir Sanchez
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I hunted with a guy last week that I knew had gone to TU and he brought up not wanting to live in Austin again. I started in on my adamant disdain for anything Austin to include gays, liberals, and longhorns to which he replied that he was 2 of those. My jaw dropped. This guy is a 49 year old white male that owns land and hunts. I knew that gay thing wasn't possible because he is married and I knew the longhorn thing but hey we can't all be perfect in maroon and white. He then professed he was a liberal shortly following it up with "you can shoot me now" I no b.s. paused and looked at my shotgun. He went on to tell me he voted for Obama... BOTH EFFIN TIMES!!!!! I kept telling him that I knew he was jerking my chain and he kept denying it. I tried to talk to him and figure out exactly why he did that and none of it sounded like valid reasons to have done so. It was a quite remainder of the hunt and walk back to the truck. How do you feel about gay liberal aggys?
*8th Generation Native Texan
*Kids are 9th Generation
*Grandson is 10th Generation
*Descendant of veterans of War of Yankee Aggression and War of Texas Indenpendence
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Yassir Sanchez]
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12/18/12 04:37 PM
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TexasEd
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How do you feel about gay liberal aggys?
Rick Perry fits that description.
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: TexasEd]
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12/18/12 08:08 PM
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"You shot the dog!"
"This is boring. Can I shoot woodpeckers?"
"Is that our boat floating away?"
"I really don't have permission to hunt this place, so if you see a truck RUN!"
"I hope we have enough gas to get us back."
"BS! The limit is 10!"
"Have you ever hunted on acid? *giggle"
"Would you like to sleep with my wife?"
"There is no God."
"I have to be home by 9."
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Streater]
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12/18/12 08:32 PM
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Pittstate
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[quote=Streater
"I have to be home by 9." [/quote]
This one just kills me.......
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Streater]
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12/18/12 08:38 PM
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This is quite a funny thread. I'm enjoying reading many of the replies. The gun safety ones are funny and poignant. I'm not really looking to get into a political discussion here. Everyone is entitled to their viewpoint and opinion, but I have several things to say.
I've hunted since I was old enough to in my youth (started at 10). I am a staunch supporter of the second amendment. I've never taken a dime from the government in aid and currently work two jobs. I consider myself a political moderate. I voted for Obama both times as a resident of Texas. I'm an atheist. It's not all to one side of the political spectrum or the other with me. I only say this to make people realize not everyone who hunts has the same background, upbringing, or opinions. I consider myself an ethical, moral, and responsible person and who I voted for should not be a referendum on my character.
Corey Roelke
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Streater]
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12/18/12 08:41 PM
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"I have to be home by 9."
Reply: How fast can you run in waders?
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Re: Top 10 things you should never hear in a duck blind...
[Re: Old_School]
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12/18/12 08:51 PM
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bird to the left, bird to the right, bird behind us, bird on the water, bird up high, bird right there, to all of which I replied, coot, or cormorant for two hours.
My blind is good, I dont need any natural stuff.
(Me) Don't move, (swish) I said don't move! (Him) I didn't move, I was getting ready.
Dad, there is a spot you shouldn't step!
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