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 Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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What's brown and sticky?  A stick! 
I carry a gun because a cop is to heavy!
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Why can't you starve on a deserted island?
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Because of all the sand-which-is-there.
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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What do you call cheese that isn't your's?
Nacho Cheese.
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I'll go on a head.
HA!
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Why did mickey mouse go to outer space?
To find pluto
I only lie when I tell the truth.
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Why did Batman go into the Batcave?
To go to the Bat-room
(apologies offered)
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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What does an italian flat tire sound like?
deigo wap wap wap
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Why was it so hot after the football game?
Because all of the fans left!!!
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Re: Jokes that make ya go "Ohhhhhh"
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Yer' right, OHHHHHH!...LOL
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