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This guy loves to talk.... Imma talk him up some more, see what kind of randomness he says next and ill post it. My friend killed some pigs with his 9mm pistol n he was telling the part time game warden about it n then he flipped out n said it was illegal n that we were lucky cuz he didnt feel like doing paper work on us. Imma get this doosher for sure. Imma throw gas on the fire to see how high it can get. Any recomendation will b great guys thanx in advance. im loving this.

Bring in a picture of you and some ducks and Photoshop in today's date, or a big buck with a rifle in the picture.

Ok... Somebody needs to do something about this guy. Start by doing what you plan on doing, but make sure you have witnesses. He can always deny a one on one encounter with you if there are no witnesses, but he can't if other people can verify what he has said. Obviously, he has issues. If he's talking about being a "part time/reserve" game warden at work, I'm sure he's doing it in his off time as well (both are illegal). Don't discredit anything he says, just go along with it. That'll give him the confidence to keep the lies going and give you more evidence against him. My

Start making up things to ask him about.

"Hey man did you go to the horny toad convention last night? My county gw said they are putting a bounty on horny toads that are caugh live and turned into wardens for conservation...when can I bring you mine?"

I like the way you think Ramball.

Nice. LOL. I think those are all great ones. Like the photoshop and the horny toad convention one lol. Just record him on your phone, say I want to make sure I remember so here let me record you lol. That sounds like a blast messing with that guy, lol. Make sure to tell us the tall tales he tells you.

What I don't understand is his threatening of busting you. Are you doing something that leads to the needing of being busted?

I wouldn't doubt that somebody let something slip.

Another thing you can do is get in the Outdoor Annual Handbook and find some off the wall stuff. Ask him when Snipe season opens and how long it lasts. It's Nov 3rd, 2012 - Feb 17, 2013. I would continue to let him dig himself into a deeper hole. It will definitely damage his credibility with everyone in your workplace.

lol

it all started when my freind showed him a picture of all the dove we killed and he got all excited cuz there was more than 30 birds....i told him there was only 19 mornings and the rest were ringnecks.....and its been on since then. hopefully i see him at work today..... imma ask him how i can be a part time game warden too cuz he is sooo cool.

That would work if Real GWs knew all the seasons and bag limits, but they don't. Not ALL of them.

I don't see how'd that prove anything. You'd be surprised by what even the real Game Wardens lack knowledge of.

Tell us more about this guy. Seems he may just be giving you some friendly ribbing.

I had a game warden tell me I could only shoot two gadwall last year...he had to look it up on his phone to find out he was mistaken

I think he was a full time warden

full time warden, but part time duck sherrif

It was just an idea. Trying to throw things out there. Couldn't think of anything better at the time.

I really wanna hear more about this guy. Seems like a real winner.

Might want to be careful not to do to good of a job though. The joke would be on you if he ends up taking it and turning it into a real game warden. Then your joke would turn into a nightmare.

If you can validate the.picture, no problems, besides he's already breaking the law, doubt very seriously he would risk it

Did you get any info on how to be a part timer?

Pull up with yur cup of jo or favorite beer and favorite cold cut. You guys are gonna have a hard time believing what unfolded. EPIC!

i dont wanna mention peoples actual names due to the fact one of em is a member of THF.

Me
Doosher manager will be jon
Other guy will be bill
Game warden will be jeff

I get to work early like any other day i would. Im sitting in the break room, catching up on THF cuz i work nights, n this other guy is in the break room reading hid F&S magazine. Right then jon walks into the break room with coffee n donut in hand n has a chit eating grin from ear to ear. Tells me good afternoon. Im thinking about how im going to get jon then it hits me. Ill ask jon how to be a part time warden in front of bill. Quick background on bill. He works with game wardens on the weekends with projects and amy lil thing he can. He teaches hunter ed and youth gun safety classes. so i proceeded to ask jon nice and loud
Me: hey jon, i was wondering.......how can i be a part time warden too, sounds like fun.
Jon: oh man its easy, u have to once apon a time be an actual warden or u can be appointed as a honary warden......continues on with randomness
Bill: (at first he thought jon was joking n smerked, but wen he noticed jon was for real the expression he had on his face was epic, kinda like watching an alien giving birth for the first time. At this time he interupts jon.) So yur actually trying to say yur a part time warden huh..........Do you know it is a federal offense to impersonate a game warden. Per such n such code (cant remember it) and you will be tried in a fedral court! I garentee if i call my buddy jeff whose been a warden for over 30 years he will wanna hang yur a$$ for saying such things n if you really wanna have a pissin competition i have every last warden n station on speed dial.
At this point all was heard was crickets. Jon very quickly got up n left. Bill turns at me n said "do u smell that? Thats chit from him chittin himself rite now" at this point i was laughing so hard i couldnt breath n full of tears. He told me he heard a story about jon saying that once before but thought he was joking and that if something like that ever happens again to call his buddy jeff. So i now have jeffs number n a couple of other usefull #s. We talkt sum more n he told me he saw my post n kinda figured it was me. Glad to know yall got my back n big thanx to "jon".


Let the remarks n questions begin.

so this guy is your boss?