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 What's your favorite pick-up line?
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Mine is, "Excuse me, ma'am, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/11/12 11:21 PM
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"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
...... "My zipper"
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/11/12 11:53 PM
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texasag93
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Taser.
Actually it is two lines.
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/12/12 01:00 PM
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Quack Whacker
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Jesus Christ is Lord!
He is risen!
Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/12/12 01:27 PM
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HuntKill
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/12/12 05:22 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Shut up & get in the van.
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/14/12 04:43 AM
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Is that a mirror in your pocket ??? cause i can see myself in your pants.
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/14/12 04:47 AM
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I have fallen for you like a blind roofer
Want to order a pizza and go back to my place...what? You don't like pizza?
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/14/12 01:51 PM
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on a napkin:
"If you think I'm hot and want me to come talk to you, smile.
If not, do a back flip."
This never not worked, not once.
Mud Shark
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/14/12 02:04 PM
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on a napkin:
"If you think I'm hot and want me to come talk to you, smile.
If not, do a back flip."
This never not worked, not once.
My 2nd favorite. The chloroform is my first.
Jesus Christ is Lord!
He is risen!
Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/14/12 02:16 PM
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You make those jeans look great , although they will look better laying on the floor next to my bed.
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/15/12 03:52 AM
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We gonna **** or do I need to apologize?
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/15/12 05:32 AM
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You're so beautifull you make me forget my pick up line
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/18/12 09:49 PM
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"If I can lick my eyebrows will you follow me home?"
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/20/12 01:14 AM
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Im an artist and I've never seen anything as beautiful as you, can I take you to my place and do you naked...I mean...
It aint easy be'en cheesy.
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/21/12 03:58 AM
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/25/12 01:32 AM
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I actually got to say this one to a girl I was seeing at a place I worked.
While she is using a copy machine, walk up and say,"Reproducing huh? Can I help?"
I can think of MANY cheesy one's I've read over the years for entertainment.
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/27/12 04:03 PM
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“There are two spiritual dangers in not owning a farm. One is the danger of supposing that breakfast comes from the grocery, and the other that heat comes from the furnace.”
Aldo Leopold.
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/27/12 04:21 PM
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Do you want to ****? and if she slaps you just say "do I take that as 'no' or 'maybe'?!!!
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/27/12 09:54 PM
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Chayah Skye
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/30/12 09:39 AM
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"If I can lick my eyebrows will you follow me home?" Djones?
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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06/30/12 08:04 PM
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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07/01/12 02:47 AM
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I actually got to say this one to a girl I was seeing at a place I worked.
While she is using a copy machine, walk up and say,"Reproducing huh? Can I help?"
I can think of MANY cheesy one's I've read over the years for entertainment. And just how did that work out for you? If it worked, major mucho respect man. If no, you are just like the rest of us ! Lol
Jesus Christ is Lord!
He is risen!
Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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07/01/12 09:54 PM
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Asking -Candy Little Girl? Worked once in a pool hall
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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line?
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08/24/12 08:36 PM
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shaggysnack
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Lick finger and touch girl's shirt. Then ask "Do you want to go back to my place and get out of those wet clothes?"
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