This is what you people should really be concerned with. The dove invasion of 2012 will be handled in like fashion as the minute men who joined together to fight off the British. However the teal are the real threat to our livelihood today. Based on the resent posts all my duck hunting brothers in arms have gone underground as they tire of hearing about the dove hunting mouth breathers. They tire hearing questions about shells, leases, dove hunting regs, and shotguns of choice.

It's not too late...there is still time to ready yourselves. You have been warned. Word has it that the blue wing 1st army and 4th green wing Air Division are massing north of the border and will begin sending in scouts within the next few weeks.

There are also rumors of teal tags being sold on the black market.

Again...you have all been warned!

I'll have what he's having.

Them teal mess'n with me they mess'n fire.

Sweet!! I am ready for anything they got!!

Me and my team are ready to take up arms and help against this incoming invasion. Ammo is being stockpiled, guns are ready, and so are we. Bring em on!!

I have plenty of teal tags for those who need them.

Walmart was out of teal tags, so I had to order some. They should be in mid August....other than that I'm good to go!

Got my ambush site already scouted out for cover, just waiting on the orders to come down to deploy.

Can I buy teal tags with a Lone Star card?

That's how I got mine

Shotgun fire

I have some teal tags left over from last year. But I did go to the Game Warden office here in Tyler and got me a few more

I'm going to go with answer "t" 2 if by sea.

-Matt

That's the preferred method of payment

Teal tag jokes

Randall, teal tag jokes are where it's at!

they never get old!

Oh man, I'm dying here just thinkin about all those people trying to buy some teal tags

Will be in blind waiting for command.

Man you guys had me lol, I called TX Parks twice about these teal tags and pm'ed someone about it lol!!!

Lol

Sorry guys, my pm's are overflowing. I'm out of tags. Dang those went quick. I'll have to get some more this season.

Was in north dakota, barely excaped the teal hordes. 2 extra brigades getting ready to invade.

OPERATION MORNING FLIGHT
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(Classification - Secret)

Copy No. 1 of 1 Copy

THF 1ST Army Air Defense

Anywhere, TX (http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/huntwild/hunt/public/lands/maps/)
112200Z SEP 2012
MZ23

OPLAN 2012-2013

1. SITUATION

a. Enemy Forces.
(1) Word has it that the blue wing 1st army and 4th green wing Air Division are massing north of the border and will begin sending in scouts within the next few weeks.

Intelligence indicates there are rumors of teal tags being sold on the black market.

Both Blue Wing and Green Wing have speed abilities that can break the sound barrier; dare just fast and sound like jets when buzzing on fly overs.

Expect full fledge invasion upon early cold fronts in northern US regions.
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b. Friendly Forces.

(1) Theater attack 15092012 September through final weekend; elements of the 1st and 2nd Threat Metro Mess Corps and Spoon Plt Corps with two corps abreast (Mississippi and Pacific). 1st Corps on the left (east) conducts main attack; 2nd Corps on the right (west) conducts supporting attack. 3rd Corps follows in zone of 1st Corps secures FREISING (QU0364) and MOOSBURG (QU1773) and prepares to continue attack on to S and SW.

(2) Provide food (BBQ) support to all deployed units in theater. Units on area basis will not participate in mission, but expect live reports (cause their arse got stuck at work).
c. Attachments and Detachments. http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/publications/nonpwdpubs/media/cs_bk_k0700_284_2011_2012.pdf

d. Assumptions.

(1) The THF 1ST Army Air Defense will have plenty of firepower, but hindered by non-toxic shot (Steel).

(2) Equipment should be inspected prior to engagement; however, some forces will wait until evening before resulting in some forces experiencing issues and miss mission.

(3) Both threat and friendly forces possess the capability to initiate biological warfare, depending on how much food (bad chili and beer) is consumed prior to engagement.

(4) Med Cmd is not available, so all forces should bring Tums, Tylenol, Gas-X, and Imodium, and plenty of TP. And whatever else calms the nerves.

2. MISSION.

Each member is expected to take out 4 of the enemy forces; allow others to allowed to return to WING Command. G2 feels this will contribute to a phsycology of the enemy mental stability, but forces should expect the enemy to be tougher as the battle progresses daily.

3. EXECUTION.

a. All members of THF 1ST Army Air Defense commited to the mission should be in fighting position well in advance of shooting hours (30 minutes prior to sunrise).

b. Boundaries. See area map http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/huntwild/hunt/public/lands/maps/

4. SERVICE SUPPORT.

Whoever you bring with you to deploy deek.

5. COMMAND AND SIGNAL.

a. Use of email, PMs, Text Msg, and Cell Phones is authorized; however, forward fighting positions are not to be discussed in open forms.

b. On requests for lake information, redirect to Boundaries. Anyone naming lakes will be flamed and have multiple Bernies in that area. This has been known to caused failed missions and early discharge, aka, sky busting.